@phantomofthebuffet.bsky.social
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the idea of being surrounded by fat chicks as they shovel greasy fast food slop down my throat making my belly expand with each greedy gulp i take knowing im at their every whim all i hear is the sounds of my growing gurgling belly and soft laughter from how cute they think i am being a fat hog.
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the idea of being surrounded by fat chicks as they shovel greasy fast food slop down my throat making my belly expand with each greedy gulp i take knowing im at their every whim all i hear is the sounds of my growing gurgling belly and soft laughter from how cute they think i am being a fat hog.
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URGENT RENT PAST DUE, PLEASE HELP US STAY HOUSED
Rent is due and I don't have it! Please repost!
3150 more for rent and food! (car is a lower priority rn)
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transcrowdfund
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3150 more for rent and food! (car is a lower priority rn)
cash.app/$DragonAField
venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field
www.paypal.me/caelifield
#mutualaid
#transcrowdfund
💸💞
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
URGENT RENT PAST DUE, PLEASE HELP US STAY HOUSED
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UPDATE: what did i get myself into
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 AM
UPDATE: what did i get myself into
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well darlin it just ain't new years without some champagne
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December 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
well darlin it just ain't new years without some champagne
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Hey everybody! We're doing our annual Behind the Bastards Q&A for the top of the new year. Post your questions here and we'll try to get to them all!
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey everybody! We're doing our annual Behind the Bastards Q&A for the top of the new year. Post your questions here and we'll try to get to them all!
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me to my partner when she starts talking about runescape
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
me to my partner when she starts talking about runescape
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Emma, Tia and Bready from NIKKE for @ironinquisitor.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Emma, Tia and Bready from NIKKE for @ironinquisitor.bsky.social
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*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
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simply having a wonderful Christmas time
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Expect a "revolt" among 60 Minutes staff over Bari Weiss pulling the CECOT segment at the last minute, one network insider told me.
Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.
Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Expect a "revolt" among 60 Minutes staff over Bari Weiss pulling the CECOT segment at the last minute, one network insider told me.
Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.
Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.
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baller
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
baller
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First political hunger strikes in American history occurred on the Middle Passage ships carrying kidnapped Africans to be sold. Read about the term "speculum oris", a Medieval torture device used to force-feed enslaved Africans.
‘The First Political Hunger Striker in America’ by Alexander Berkman from Mother Earth. Vol. 9 No. 6. August, 1914.
I am not sure about ‘first,’ but Edelsohn’s strike highlights the wave of struggles that were combining in the run-up to WWI’s start.
revolutionsnewsstand.com/2025/12/21/a...
I am not sure about ‘first,’ but Edelsohn’s strike highlights the wave of struggles that were combining in the run-up to WWI’s start.
revolutionsnewsstand.com/2025/12/21/a...
‘The First Political Hunger Striker in America’ by Alexander Berkman from Mother Earth. Vol. 9 No. 6. August, 1914.
Becky Edlesohn under arrest. I am not sure about ‘first,’ but Becky Edelsohn’s 1914 hunger strike certainly highlights the wave of struggles that were combining in the run-up to W…
revolutionsnewsstand.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
First political hunger strikes in American history occurred on the Middle Passage ships carrying kidnapped Africans to be sold. Read about the term "speculum oris", a Medieval torture device used to force-feed enslaved Africans.
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In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
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it's a mark of how fucked up the world is that this doesn't even phase me. at least he's paying the people he tortured. could be worse. off to read about conditions in our government's latest concentration camp.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
it's a mark of how fucked up the world is that this doesn't even phase me. at least he's paying the people he tortured. could be worse. off to read about conditions in our government's latest concentration camp.
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Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.
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this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her
abcnews.go.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
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torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
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it's fun to imagine an old lady walking to her backdoor, shaking a dish, going "here kitty kitty" wondering where here kittums has gotten off to and meanwhile her little fluffmuffin has become a deity for the day
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
it's fun to imagine an old lady walking to her backdoor, shaking a dish, going "here kitty kitty" wondering where here kittums has gotten off to and meanwhile her little fluffmuffin has become a deity for the day
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I don't have a pain problem! It's called masochism, that's a pain solution baby~
Oh also I stopped shaming myself for being horny, kinky, and gay many years ago, and now porn is just fun. Try it sometime!
Oh also I stopped shaming myself for being horny, kinky, and gay many years ago, and now porn is just fun. Try it sometime!
“We often tell people that they don’t really have a porn problem,” the co-founder says. “They have a pain problem.”
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2025/12/23/byu-alums-create-an-anti-porn-app
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2025/12/23/byu-alums-create-an-anti-porn-app
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't have a pain problem! It's called masochism, that's a pain solution baby~
Oh also I stopped shaming myself for being horny, kinky, and gay many years ago, and now porn is just fun. Try it sometime!
Oh also I stopped shaming myself for being horny, kinky, and gay many years ago, and now porn is just fun. Try it sometime!