Phantom Jokes 💉💉💉💉💉
@phanjokes.bsky.social
he/him. Five-time COVID vaccine recipient. Lifestyle idealist. ✡︎, BLM, 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally, 🌊. MTBF: 600,000 hrs.
No, no, you don't understand. Brian Thompson killed those people *legally*.
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
No, no, you don't understand. Brian Thompson killed those people *legally*.
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Having two months left before Biden hands our nation over to Trump's burning clown car is like being on the Titanic, spotting the iceberg a thousand miles away, yet being unable to convince the Captain to change course or speed.
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Having two months left before Biden hands our nation over to Trump's burning clown car is like being on the Titanic, spotting the iceberg a thousand miles away, yet being unable to convince the Captain to change course or speed.
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I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices
July 9, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices
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ICYMI - you all should make time to read @brianbeutler.bsky.social‘s newsletter from yesterday in which he shredded all the institutionalist Democrat’s apprehension with reforming the Supreme Court via expansion https://us19.campaign-archive.com/?u=8855a23519ab892dfe2cd34f6&id=ab4a1bc7dc
July 8, 2023 at 7:25 AM
ICYMI - you all should make time to read @brianbeutler.bsky.social‘s newsletter from yesterday in which he shredded all the institutionalist Democrat’s apprehension with reforming the Supreme Court via expansion https://us19.campaign-archive.com/?u=8855a23519ab892dfe2cd34f6&id=ab4a1bc7dc
Dating someone you met on Bluesky is called skating.
July 8, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Dating someone you met on Bluesky is called skating.
Old enough to remember when you needed an invite to get a Facebook account.
July 8, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Old enough to remember when you needed an invite to get a Facebook account.
The "How many Rochesters can you visit?" challenge
July 8, 2023 at 11:29 AM
The "How many Rochesters can you visit?" challenge
Anyone need an invite code for Amazon's new bookstore?
July 7, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Anyone need an invite code for Amazon's new bookstore?
Movie sequel idea:
“The Social Networks”
“The Social Networks”
July 7, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Movie sequel idea:
“The Social Networks”
“The Social Networks”
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The science feed here is tremendous, and you should follow it if you’re not, but would anyone be interested in a Climate feed?
Climate news, emerging science, and activism?
I’ll build one if you’ll come.
Would love a reskeet if this appeals.
Climate news, emerging science, and activism?
I’ll build one if you’ll come.
Would love a reskeet if this appeals.
July 6, 2023 at 2:56 AM
The science feed here is tremendous, and you should follow it if you’re not, but would anyone be interested in a Climate feed?
Climate news, emerging science, and activism?
I’ll build one if you’ll come.
Would love a reskeet if this appeals.
Climate news, emerging science, and activism?
I’ll build one if you’ll come.
Would love a reskeet if this appeals.
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
Edibles must look inedible: Feds
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4082181-feds-crack-down-on-thc-edibles-nearly-identical-to-common-snacks/amp/
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4082181-feds-crack-down-on-thc-edibles-nearly-identical-to-common-snacks/amp/
July 6, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Edibles must look inedible: Feds
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4082181-feds-crack-down-on-thc-edibles-nearly-identical-to-common-snacks/amp/
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4082181-feds-crack-down-on-thc-edibles-nearly-identical-to-common-snacks/amp/
Kinda funny to hear conservatives complain about Bluesky's legacy admissions policy.
July 5, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Kinda funny to hear conservatives complain about Bluesky's legacy admissions policy.
The signal/noise ratio is much higher here (for now).
July 5, 2023 at 5:11 PM
The signal/noise ratio is much higher here (for now).
Supreme Court rules posts on Bluesky must be called "bleets" instead of "skeets", 6-3.
Supreme Court rules password sharing unconstitutional, 6-3
supreme court rules that burgers must be served with miracle whip, 6-3
July 5, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Supreme Court rules posts on Bluesky must be called "bleets" instead of "skeets", 6-3.
PhanJokes is here!
July 5, 2023 at 12:24 AM
PhanJokes is here!
Just thought about how I should have chosen a new handle for Bluesky since Phantom on Broadway is no more.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/07/03/broadways-biggest-show-of-2023-so-far-phantom-goes-out-with-a-bang/amp/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/07/03/broadways-biggest-show-of-2023-so-far-phantom-goes-out-with-a-bang/amp/
July 4, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Just thought about how I should have chosen a new handle for Bluesky since Phantom on Broadway is no more.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/07/03/broadways-biggest-show-of-2023-so-far-phantom-goes-out-with-a-bang/amp/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/07/03/broadways-biggest-show-of-2023-so-far-phantom-goes-out-with-a-bang/amp/