Yeah, literally putting it in writing that you're breaking the law is ill-advised. 🤣

I also would not include a clause that says every time a tenant complains or withholds rent due to a failure to repair, the landlord will put negative information on their credit report.

But hey, I'm not a landlord.

(No, it's not legal. Yes, they're doing it anyway.)

I've got a couple friends (seemingly sane) who have gone way off the deep end on this. It's embarrassing cope.

What an asshole.

If I start lifting heavy and get strong, I'll be obese? GTFO. BMI completely ignores body composition.

LOL, right after I posted this, it finally worked, and it says tickets are not available online. So, I guess that means the show at that venue is sold out (not surprised). 🤷‍♀️ Blerg. Good luck!

I'm just getting errors trying to verify my phone. 😔