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I wield words wordly; my sword swings surely. Florida. Criminal law. Art. Photography. Puppies. Existentialism. TERFS, fuck off!
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LOL Forgot about this exchange. That Thanksgiving was so fucked.
A series of Facsbook comments. A person saying I'm the worst. Another person asking why? Did the turkey fall from the pan? First person replying nah. Mood disorder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I think we get my dog, Jack. He even has a white stripe!
A big black dog with a white stripe in his face. He is lying on an ottoman with a crib sheet over it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Jack has a lot of thoughts about it that he'd like to share with you.
A giant black and white lab type dog sitting on a brown leather chair. His paw is on the armrest, and he's looking to the right of frame contemplatively. He's got a sweet white stripe up the bridge of his nose. Also, he loves you.
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The world is fucked up, but I have beautiful fingernails and a good book.
My hand sitting on top of an open book. The fingernails are a bright pinkish orange color.
September 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This guy seems sad.
Alabama fan flicking off the camera.
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I assure you it is not.
A photo of my computer screen. There is a description of a criminal legal case in the background that includes the words he would fuck both of them up. The word fuck is highlighted. A little editing box says Vocabulary and says this language may be offensive to your reader.
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I put kissy lips on my dogs' faces for whatever reason.
A black dog lounging with her head on the arm of a couch. She has red, cartoon-like lips that have been added to the photo. A black and white dog lying on a run and looking quizically at the camera. He has red, cartoon-like lips that have been added to the photo.
July 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I've only noticed the offensive texture on books in the last, maybe, four years. It makes my teeth feel weird. Here is another offender:
A black and yellow can of hard cider against a yellow backdrop. The cider is Original Sin Black Widow, and the label features a black widow spider with a heart above it.
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Parable of the Talents is a great book with a luscious, soft cover. I'm about to finish it and read Our Wives Under the Sea, which has a chalkboard-like matte feel that I can barely touch without gagging. Because I *really* want to read it, I'm going to have my husband cover it in packing tape.
Two books on a table. A hand with bright pink nail polish and a round emerald and diamond ring is touching Octavia Butler's Parable of the Talents. To its left is Julia Armfield's Our Wives Under the Sea.
July 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I assume there's a funny and disgusting story behind this doctor's office sign that says to not put the pee cup in the drawers of this chest of drawers.
A chest of drawers with small cups, a marker, and some signs on top of it. One sign says to write your name on the cup and put it in the silver cabinet above the toilet. It then says to not place the cup in the drawer.
June 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Daniel Kaluuya in Get Out. A dark-skinned Black man in a gray hoodie from the shoulders up. He has a close-cut haircut. His lips are slightly parted, revealing a bit of his bottom teeth. One tear streams down his face from each eye. His eyes are wide, and the whites appear pink. His eyebrows are tensed. The look is a combination of shock, disappointment, sadness, and terror, in my opinion.
June 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
A three frame comic. The first frame shows a person kneeling on the floor in front of a husky dog telling the dog to speak. The second frame shows the dog barking and saying not without my lawyer present. The third frame shows the dog's face close up and a hand holding the treat out for the dog. It appears to have been adapted from a wiki for how to teach your dog to speak.
June 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The Charleston Emanuel AME church shooting was 10 years ago.
An illustration of the people who died in the Charleston church shooting. Illustration by Sarah Green. The words know their names appear at the top, and there are nine illustrations depicting the Black congregants who died. Their names and descriptions, as follows, are below each person's smiling face: Rev. Sharonda Colemon-Singleton, 45 mother of three, pastor, track coach. Depicted with a gray shirt and gold necklace. Her black hair is about down to her nose or mouth. Tywanza Sanders, 26, recent college graduate, barber, son. Depicted with a light blue shirt and baseball cap to the side. Rev. Clementa Pinckney, 41, father of two, pastor, State Senator. Depicted in a black suit and red tie and wearing glasses. His black hair is short. Cynthia Hurd, 54, Charleston County Public Library Manager. Depicted in a white shirt and red glasses. Her shoulder length hair is parted on the side. Rev. Daniel Simmons, Sr., 74, retired pastor, father of two, grandfather of four. Depicted in a black suit and tan tie. He does not have hair on his head. Rev. Depayne Middleton-Doctor, 49, pastor, mother of four. Depicted in a gray shirt and hoop earrings. She has wavy, black shoulder length hair. Susie Jackon, 87, mother, grandmother, choir singer. Depicted in a blue shirt and glasses. She has short, curly, white hair. Ethel Lee Lance, 70, retired custodian, mother of four, grandmother of seven, great-grandmother of four. Depicted in a pink shirt and hoop earrings. Her short hair is gray and straight. Myra Thompson, 59, mother, Bible study teacher. Depicted in a light blue shirt and hoop earrings. Her salt and pepper hair is shoulder or chin length.
June 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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TRS-80. Games were on cassette tapes.
A TRS-80 computer with cassette tape player next to it. The computer is silver and is displaying some kind of graph. The keyboard has raised black and white buttons.
June 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My husband and I got married on Friday the 13th in December. We are thinking we'll commemorate our wedding every time it's Friday the 13th. It's not really an "anniversary." What would be a good name for it? We'll be at 6 months on June 13th, which is a Friday! 🎉 (Sorry. IDK the photographer here)
A black and white photograph of actress Wynne Gibson in front of a sign that says today is 13 Friday. She has 1920s or 30s styled short blonde hair and is looking up and to the side. In one hand, she holds a rabbit's foot, and her fingers are crossed on the other hand. Photographer unknown to me.
June 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Art by dan cretu.
A reworking of a famous John William Waterhouse painting of Echo and Narcissis in a wooded qrea by a stream. Narcissis is looking at his reflection in a pool of water in the original. In this reworking, he is looking instead into a cell phone with his image on the screen.
June 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This kerning looks pretty jacked up, Outlook.
The word off followed by a question mark that is too close to the second letter F and is actually touching the top of the F.
May 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Rest easy, old friend. You served admirably for over 12 years. An impressive feat for a bargain-priced small appliance. 🫡
A small space heater sitting on a wooden desk with its power cord wound around it.
May 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A post from me that says the buck stops over there somewhere.
May 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The lesser-known cousin of David S. Pumpkins.
DAVID T. BEANS, Appellant. v. AMY S. BEANS, Appellee.
April 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Satan's Cool Ranch Dorito.
A cool ranch dorito with far too much seasoning.
April 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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With alt text.
An excerpt from an ACLU filing that reads as follows: CLASS: All noncitizens who were, are, or will be subject to the March 2025 Presidential Proclamation entitled "Invocation of the Alien Enemies Act Regarding the Invasion of the United States by Tren De Aragua" and/or its implementation. SUBCLASS 1 ("CECOT Subclass"): All noncitizens in custody at the Terrorism Confinement Center ("CECOT") in El Salvador who were, are, or will be subject to the March 2025 Presidential Proclamation entitled "Invocation of the Alien Enemies Act Regarding the Invasion of the United States by Tren De Aragua" and/or its implementation. SUBCLASS 2 ("Criminal Custody Subclass"): All noncitizens in criminal custody who were, are, or will be subject to the March 2025 Presidential Proclamation entitled "Invocation of the Alien Enemies Act Regarding the Invasion of the United States by Tren De Aragua" and/or its implementation. The proposed amended class and new subclasses readily satisfy the requirements of Rule 23. Petitioners and Plaintiffs, together, seek to represent the class. Petitioner Frengel Reyes Mota, Andry Jose Hernandez Romero, J.A.B.V., M.A.O.R., G.A.A.A., and M.R.M. are currently
April 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Sunday. Manicure.
My hand on top of the pages of the book I'm reading, with the book turned sideways. My fingernails are bright pink. I'm wearing an emerald and diamond ring.
April 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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LOL, Trump shares a call-to-action against Trump.
A Donald Trump post that says the world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but rather by those who watch them without doing anything to stop them.
April 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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OK, but this guy...oh my god. That's a Trump cosplay. The dots aren't accurate, sure. But, I am saying, as a person who has dressed as Donald Trump before, this is very impressive.
A smiling young man in a navy suit with a red and white tie. He has bleached hair that is very obviously meant to look like Donald Trump hair. This is from a white house press conference or availability or whatever.
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM