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@pferdhosen.bsky.social
Goofball. Demsoc in the streets, ancom in the sheets. Estoy aprendiendo español. Enjoys knitting in inappropriate settings.
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Entonces propongo usar de slur contra la gente con ojos azules: ferrocarrileros! No tiene nada de ofensivo, pero tiene un chingo de Rs muajaja.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Entonces propongo usar de slur contra la gente con ojos azules: ferrocarrileros! No tiene nada de ofensivo, pero tiene un chingo de Rs muajaja.
60 year old Irish guy at the bagel shop: What’s yah hat say?
Me: Always antifascist. I got it free when I bought a book
60 year old Irish guy: Ah ok. I didn’t see the “anti” part and I thought I was gonna have to punch a girl
Me: Always antifascist. I got it free when I bought a book
60 year old Irish guy: Ah ok. I didn’t see the “anti” part and I thought I was gonna have to punch a girl
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
60 year old Irish guy at the bagel shop: What’s yah hat say?
Me: Always antifascist. I got it free when I bought a book
60 year old Irish guy: Ah ok. I didn’t see the “anti” part and I thought I was gonna have to punch a girl
Me: Always antifascist. I got it free when I bought a book
60 year old Irish guy: Ah ok. I didn’t see the “anti” part and I thought I was gonna have to punch a girl
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
More than I dread knowing that a mass shooter is just running free around Providence, I dread knowing that this is probably the new normal and next time this happens it will feel unremarkable
Meanwhile the FBI is busy infiltrating Food Not Bombs or whatever they do now
Meanwhile the FBI is busy infiltrating Food Not Bombs or whatever they do now
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
More than I dread knowing that a mass shooter is just running free around Providence, I dread knowing that this is probably the new normal and next time this happens it will feel unremarkable
Meanwhile the FBI is busy infiltrating Food Not Bombs or whatever they do now
Meanwhile the FBI is busy infiltrating Food Not Bombs or whatever they do now
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Mariah Carey did us a solid when she made sure that absolutely no one else could sing the number one Christmas song of the 21st century
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mariah Carey did us a solid when she made sure that absolutely no one else could sing the number one Christmas song of the 21st century
Providence is snow-covered and subdued this morning as though our grief were palpable
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Providence is snow-covered and subdued this morning as though our grief were palpable
I have this joke about Hector but I don’t want to get dragged for it
I have this joke about Persephone but I can't tell it for a few months.
I have this joke about Thucydides but it's a trap.
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I have this joke about Hector but I don’t want to get dragged for it
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My only Quentin Tarantino story is that I saw him on a date with a MUCH younger woman in a nearly empty restaurant. He talked the whole time and she was so desperately bored that I almost pretended to recognize her because she looked like she needed saving
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My only Quentin Tarantino story is that I saw him on a date with a MUCH younger woman in a nearly empty restaurant. He talked the whole time and she was so desperately bored that I almost pretended to recognize her because she looked like she needed saving
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Gabon guztioi! ¡Buenas noches, preciosidades!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gabon guztioi! ¡Buenas noches, preciosidades!!
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Gabo, Gabi, Gabster
Pronombre: él
Altura: 1.86
Sexualidad: heterosexual
Calzado: 29
Signo: ♊
Fuma: no
Piercings: no
Tatús: no
Color fav: negro/gris
Bebida fav: café/malteada de chocolate
Comida fav: tacos al pastor
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Gabo, Gabi, Gabster
Pronombre: él
Altura: 1.86
Sexualidad: heterosexual
Calzado: 29
Signo: ♊
Fuma: no
Piercings: no
Tatús: no
Color fav: negro/gris
Bebida fav: café/malteada de chocolate
Comida fav: tacos al pastor
Animal fav: mapache
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO
(nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Karli me decía mija o cabrona 😭
Pronombres: ella/elle
Altura: 1.59😭
Sexualidad: 🍞
Calzado: 24
Signo: 🐏
Fuma: no
Piercings: 1 en 👂🏽
Tatus : nop
Color fav: café
Bebida fav: vodka/whisky/café
Comida fav: chilaquiles(?
Animal fav: 🪳
(nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Karli me decía mija o cabrona 😭
Pronombres: ella/elle
Altura: 1.59😭
Sexualidad: 🍞
Calzado: 24
Signo: 🐏
Fuma: no
Piercings: 1 en 👂🏽
Tatus : nop
Color fav: café
Bebida fav: vodka/whisky/café
Comida fav: chilaquiles(?
Animal fav: 🪳
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí)
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Apodo: Small Wonder
Pronombre: elle/ella
Altura: 1.57
Sexualidad: pan
Calzado: 38
Signo: No
Fuma: No
Piercings: No
Tatús: si
Color fav: azul
Bebida fav: tė con leche
Comida fav: helado
Animal fav: mapache
Esquire the turkey needs no pardon. His freedom comes from the Lord himself
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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Esquire the turkey needs no pardon. His freedom comes from the Lord himself
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
Whoops I accidentally lived long enough to see the Herald become the less racist Boston paper
Very disappointing to see @bostonglobe.com running a piece from Richard Hanania today.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whoops I accidentally lived long enough to see the Herald become the less racist Boston paper
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“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
Literally nothing more British than hopping on Ryanair to another country and then rioting about immigrants
Turistas británicos turistificadores y de extrema derecha saliendo de mani islamófoba vestidos de combatientes de Hamás enarbolando union jacks por las calles de Benidorm.
What a time.
What a time.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Literally nothing more British than hopping on Ryanair to another country and then rioting about immigrants
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One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
