My worst, genuinely held opinion is that Switzerland should be dissolved, evacuated, and liquidated with all assets and territory redistributed as reparations
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My worst, genuinely held opinion is that Switzerland should be dissolved, evacuated, and liquidated with all assets and territory redistributed as reparations
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One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance.
See things while you can.
See things while you can.
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky
My normie sister-in-law sailed to first place in her suburban school board elections along with a slate of other progressive candidates. Today feels like the first time you see a crocus blooming through the snow and you know that spring is rising from the dead of winter
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My normie sister-in-law sailed to first place in her suburban school board elections along with a slate of other progressive candidates. Today feels like the first time you see a crocus blooming through the snow and you know that spring is rising from the dead of winter
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
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Este video es el Nobel a Borges que nos negaron los suecos
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Este video es el Nobel a Borges que nos negaron los suecos
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp
Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily.
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Jordanistan's comment on "These guys lighting a mortar shell in their garage."
Explore this conversation and more from the WTF community
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October 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
So everyone's concerned about the people's house and destroying history and yeah sure, all that, whatever, but also...
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
Security.
Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
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Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump".
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
María Corina Machado tells Trump of her appreciation for "what he's doing... around the world for peace".
www.bbc.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump".
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
Professional dog trainer here: this dog is wearing an electronic collar and very clearly receives a mild “correction.” I’m not going to comment on whether I agree with this style of training but it’s incredibly widespread and not uncommon at all.
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Professional dog trainer here: this dog is wearing an electronic collar and very clearly receives a mild “correction.” I’m not going to comment on whether I agree with this style of training but it’s incredibly widespread and not uncommon at all.
If you write, workshop your writing with younger friends. And if you don’t have younger friends, make some.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you write, workshop your writing with younger friends. And if you don’t have younger friends, make some.
New conspiracy theory: Gifted ed classes were just an excuse to pull all of the most annoying kids out of the classroom once a week so the teacher could take a break
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
New conspiracy theory: Gifted ed classes were just an excuse to pull all of the most annoying kids out of the classroom once a week so the teacher could take a break
Maybe they’ll feel better about it when they find out that Bunny is short for Benito
MAGA shitting its pants because NFL has selected Puerto Rican-born 12-time Latin Grammy winner Bad Bunny (Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasi) for SuperBowl halftime
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/a...
Bad Bunny Will Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Maybe they’ll feel better about it when they find out that Bunny is short for Benito
The world is fucked but my mom’s cancer biopsy came back benign so💥🌟🎉
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The world is fucked but my mom’s cancer biopsy came back benign so💥🌟🎉
Hookah, pipe, reefer, dab
Be a snitch and lose your job
Gooooo Reed!
Be a snitch and lose your job
Gooooo Reed!
Reed College fires community safety director who shared alumnus’ phone, address with FBI
Gary Granger, who had worked as the college’s community safety director for a little over 15 years, accused the college of bowing to “political” pressure from wealthy alumni donors.
www.oregonlive.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hookah, pipe, reefer, dab
Be a snitch and lose your job
Gooooo Reed!
Be a snitch and lose your job
Gooooo Reed!
Growing up in Boston in the 80s I was taught that you’d instantly die in a fiery crash if you drove a car downtown but buses and subways were fine. This is the correct take.
September 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Growing up in Boston in the 80s I was taught that you’d instantly die in a fiery crash if you drove a car downtown but buses and subways were fine. This is the correct take.
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Esa mujer cada día demostrando que está bien tonta.
De verdad es la Xóchitl Gálvez gringa.
De verdad es la Xóchitl Gálvez gringa.
Harris is absolutely determined to keep outdoing her previous "most stupid statement" of the day
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Esa mujer cada día demostrando que está bien tonta.
De verdad es la Xóchitl Gálvez gringa.
De verdad es la Xóchitl Gálvez gringa.
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we all faced a choice
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
we all faced a choice
My great grandfather caused my autism by being attractive enough to pull my great-great grandmother and passing his “eccentric“ genes down to me.
September 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My great grandfather caused my autism by being attractive enough to pull my great-great grandmother and passing his “eccentric“ genes down to me.