Simon Booth
percysnoodle.bsky.social
Simon Booth
@percysnoodle.bsky.social
An ugly bag of mostly cider
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🎶 ❄️ 🍸 🔥 🖤
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Hey new MMO with gen AI powered NPC dialogue, how's that working out for you?
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Decided to do Couch to 40k. Day 1 you're on the couch, and at the end your mind is trapped in a dead, decaying body sitting on a golden throne, unable to communicate, as all of humanity is encompassed in a fascist empire that is ironically doing everything you tried to prevent in order to save them.
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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🌟 BREAKING NEWS!! 🌟 FreeAgent just made the world's first ever tax submission from space! 🚀
Now we will need to describe ourselves as “above-the-cloud accounting software”. 🤩
See how we did it ➡️ bit.ly/4jbBCHw
#FreeAgentinSpace
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Back in 2019: was told while making Lower Decks that “too much happens in each episode, what if someone watching is making spaghetti and only half paying attention?”
December 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I've put goodness-knows-how-many hours into learning to drive GIMP, which would make it unspeakably difficult to move to any other image editor.

But if they keep trying to push dark mode on me with every f***ing update, I'll buy a f***ing Adobe subscription.

Maybe that was the point all along.
August 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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But SCOTUS said presidents have total immunity
President Biden has tested positive for COVID
July 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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“Do not use your phone to answer phone calls” is not advice as much as it’s a condemnation of regulatory inaction that has led a vital means of communication to ruin.
The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones.

Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.
Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.
Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 17, 2024 at 8:53 PM
April 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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I swear down, any streamer that picked up Lower Decks for at least 2 more seasons, I'd subscribe to reward them. #lowerdecks
April 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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April 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
April 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Omg, you can buy a tinfoil hat for a Tesla Cybertruck.
here it is, your cybertruck moment of zen
April 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
March 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
They’ve shrinkflated the Choco Leibniz!
March 6, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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God, such a grim representation of the modern era of shitty privatised space missions and how they're burning up the future imagined by science fiction writers from the past.

www.pcgamer.com/the-ashes-of...
January 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Today’s Mattieism: “I could have shat a glass”.
January 6, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Dickens: You must remember that the Marleys were dead, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.

Marley: *Morphs into a doorknob*

Alive people: 🤔
December 24, 2023 at 8:48 AM
Mattie’s reason for coming back downstairs after bedtime: she’s worried about tsunamis and “feisty wolves”.
November 13, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM