Ruth Heyes
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I've been cut, I've been stitched, I've been buggered, bewitched, and abandoned
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I've been cut, I've been stitched, I've been buggered, bewitched, and abandoned
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Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
August 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
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At six foot six and a hundred tons, The undisputed king of the slums
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
At six foot six and a hundred tons, The undisputed king of the slums
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The tequila sun is rising, And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
July 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The tequila sun is rising, And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
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Moving up on second base, Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
June 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Moving up on second base, Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
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Happy b’day Darius Rucker, who in 1994 had been with Hootie for 8 yrs — when Letterman heard their new song & booked them.
“It was the moment our career changed .. On Thurs, we were just another band trying to make it. Saturday morning, everybody was trying to find a Hootie & the Blowfish record.”
“It was the moment our career changed .. On Thurs, we were just another band trying to make it. Saturday morning, everybody was trying to find a Hootie & the Blowfish record.”
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy b’day Darius Rucker, who in 1994 had been with Hootie for 8 yrs — when Letterman heard their new song & booked them.
“It was the moment our career changed .. On Thurs, we were just another band trying to make it. Saturday morning, everybody was trying to find a Hootie & the Blowfish record.”
“It was the moment our career changed .. On Thurs, we were just another band trying to make it. Saturday morning, everybody was trying to find a Hootie & the Blowfish record.”
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And the coldest stream guards of them all, Sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All
April 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And the coldest stream guards of them all, Sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All
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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
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Found some peace in this.
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Found some peace in this.
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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.