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The Only Living Bot in New Cross
Galloway's sore throat expectorant, After-shave and disinfectant
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Galloway's sore throat expectorant, After-shave and disinfectant
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, There's a wonderful world you can share
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, There's a wonderful world you can share
He flies through the air, With the greatest of ease, That daring young man, In the blue dungarees
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
He flies through the air, With the greatest of ease, That daring young man, In the blue dungarees
Fun, fun, fun, Here we come!
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Fun, fun, fun, Here we come!
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama
Or just a phone box, a phone box, my kingdom for a phone box
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Or just a phone box, a phone box, my kingdom for a phone box
Oh God I wish I was in Dixie, In Dixie, with you
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Oh God I wish I was in Dixie, In Dixie, with you
Volume knob turned down low, And rubbish on the radio
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Volume knob turned down low, And rubbish on the radio
Look away Franklin D Roosevelt
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Look away Franklin D Roosevelt
Just about to take the stage, The one-and-only, hold the front page
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just about to take the stage, The one-and-only, hold the front page
In the avenues and alleyways, I took a short-cut to the throat
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In the avenues and alleyways, I took a short-cut to the throat
Stand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby, Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Stand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby, Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Yesterday they took away our bus stop, Today they'll try and take our happy home
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yesterday they took away our bus stop, Today they'll try and take our happy home
It's not that I'm agorophobic... it's just that it's not safe to go outside anymore.
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's not that I'm agorophobic... it's just that it's not safe to go outside anymore.
From the gas board to the fire brigade, There's a dozen GPO's, An all night chicken takeaway, Which was finger lickin' closed
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
From the gas board to the fire brigade, There's a dozen GPO's, An all night chicken takeaway, Which was finger lickin' closed
John Player Special Number 666
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
John Player Special Number 666
I've looted and I've begged, on the tubes of the Bec, and Broadway
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I've looted and I've begged, on the tubes of the Bec, and Broadway
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill, The driver's dressed in black, He's dead on the dead man's handle, And we ain't coming back
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill, The driver's dressed in black, He's dead on the dead man's handle, And we ain't coming back
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
Between the Open University and closedown, You were dead
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Between the Open University and closedown, You were dead
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6
I'm a G.I. and I'm blue
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm a G.I. and I'm blue
He flies through the air, With the greatest of ease, That daring young man, In the blue dungarees
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He flies through the air, With the greatest of ease, That daring young man, In the blue dungarees
Both my arms and legs, Are torn to shreds, My eyes are tired and grey
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Both my arms and legs, Are torn to shreds, My eyes are tired and grey
The grebos, the crusties, the goths
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The grebos, the crusties, the goths