Penny Karma
@pennykarma.bsky.social
Sprinkling unfiltered sunshine into your doom scroll
I know I haven’t mentioned it in a while but please rest assured that I still fucking loathe Tom Brady
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know I haven’t mentioned it in a while but please rest assured that I still fucking loathe Tom Brady
I want to the Jays to win mostly to see the Toronto fans lose their merde
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I want to the Jays to win mostly to see the Toronto fans lose their merde
I bought a bunch of plastic spiders 🕷️ to hide in our warehouse at work but people were getting freaked out so I made little post-it notes to put next to the spiders that say “I AM NOT REAL” and “I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND” and I think it’s actually funnier now
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I bought a bunch of plastic spiders 🕷️ to hide in our warehouse at work but people were getting freaked out so I made little post-it notes to put next to the spiders that say “I AM NOT REAL” and “I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND” and I think it’s actually funnier now
On today’s episode of Sativa Sunday, ya girl and her crew are going to Wild Animal Adventure Park and I suspect y’alla gonna wanna stay tuned
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
On today’s episode of Sativa Sunday, ya girl and her crew are going to Wild Animal Adventure Park and I suspect y’alla gonna wanna stay tuned
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I gave my son a shirt with his cat’s face all over it and here is the pic of his cat’s reaction 😂
July 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I gave my son a shirt with his cat’s face all over it and here is the pic of his cat’s reaction 😂
I called someone a rancid whore* today and it was unbelievably satisfying
* not to her face
* not to her face
June 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I called someone a rancid whore* today and it was unbelievably satisfying
* not to her face
* not to her face
Conversation between me and my 8-year-old stepdaughter:
8yo: Hey Sarah, what's your favorite kind of medicine?
Sarah: What do you mean, my favorite kind of medicine?
8yo: Like what’s your favorite medicine on TV?
Sarah: Medicine on TV? I'm still not sure what you're…
8yo: Mine is Skyrizi.
8yo: Hey Sarah, what's your favorite kind of medicine?
Sarah: What do you mean, my favorite kind of medicine?
8yo: Like what’s your favorite medicine on TV?
Sarah: Medicine on TV? I'm still not sure what you're…
8yo: Mine is Skyrizi.
May 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Conversation between me and my 8-year-old stepdaughter:
8yo: Hey Sarah, what's your favorite kind of medicine?
Sarah: What do you mean, my favorite kind of medicine?
8yo: Like what’s your favorite medicine on TV?
Sarah: Medicine on TV? I'm still not sure what you're…
8yo: Mine is Skyrizi.
8yo: Hey Sarah, what's your favorite kind of medicine?
Sarah: What do you mean, my favorite kind of medicine?
8yo: Like what’s your favorite medicine on TV?
Sarah: Medicine on TV? I'm still not sure what you're…
8yo: Mine is Skyrizi.
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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
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This is the correct way to celebrate Jackie Robinson day (stealing home)
THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO
April 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This is the correct way to celebrate Jackie Robinson day (stealing home)
There’s literally nothing wrong with them but my coworkers don’t know that and they’re crediting me with all manner of nefarious things I didn’t even think of. I’m totally taking notes for next year…
April 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There’s literally nothing wrong with them but my coworkers don’t know that and they’re crediting me with all manner of nefarious things I didn’t even think of. I’m totally taking notes for next year…
I’mma get this tattooed right between my boobs
March 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’mma get this tattooed right between my boobs
What it’s like to be married to me
Husband: Babe, why…
Me:
Husband: do you have…
Me:
Husband: what looks to be…
Me:
Husband: a monkey in your underwear drawer?
Me: (coyly) a what?
Me: oh that - it’s a monkey puppet I was saving it for later
Husband: Babe, why…
Me:
Husband: do you have…
Me:
Husband: what looks to be…
Me:
Husband: a monkey in your underwear drawer?
Me: (coyly) a what?
Me: oh that - it’s a monkey puppet I was saving it for later
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What it’s like to be married to me
Husband: Babe, why…
Me:
Husband: do you have…
Me:
Husband: what looks to be…
Me:
Husband: a monkey in your underwear drawer?
Me: (coyly) a what?
Me: oh that - it’s a monkey puppet I was saving it for later
Husband: Babe, why…
Me:
Husband: do you have…
Me:
Husband: what looks to be…
Me:
Husband: a monkey in your underwear drawer?
Me: (coyly) a what?
Me: oh that - it’s a monkey puppet I was saving it for later
What I meant: Why isn’t it working?
What I said: Why it no dooz?
What I said: Why it no dooz?
February 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What I meant: Why isn’t it working?
What I said: Why it no dooz?
What I said: Why it no dooz?
One year, I was signing and addressing our family’s annual holiday cards at the kitchen table when my 2.5 year old daughter Natalie toddled over wanting to help. This is my favorite holiday tradition, so I had a proven system that had taken years to perfect, and I didn’t want her messing it up.
cards.my
November 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
One year, I was signing and addressing our family’s annual holiday cards at the kitchen table when my 2.5 year old daughter Natalie toddled over wanting to help. This is my favorite holiday tradition, so I had a proven system that had taken years to perfect, and I didn’t want her messing it up.
Whenever I hear my downstairs neighbor blow his nose, I wonder if he can hear me when I do the lil bouncy bounce dance I do when I’m pulling up my jeans
November 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Whenever I hear my downstairs neighbor blow his nose, I wonder if he can hear me when I do the lil bouncy bounce dance I do when I’m pulling up my jeans
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HOP IN MY CHRYSLER
IT’S AS BIG AS A WHALE
AND IT’S ABOUT TO SET SAAAAAIL
IT’S AS BIG AS A WHALE
AND IT’S ABOUT TO SET SAAAAAIL
December 2, 2023 at 2:29 AM
HOP IN MY CHRYSLER
IT’S AS BIG AS A WHALE
AND IT’S ABOUT TO SET SAAAAAIL
IT’S AS BIG AS A WHALE
AND IT’S ABOUT TO SET SAAAAAIL
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Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
October 28, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.
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