penelope-graves.bsky.social
@penelope-graves.bsky.social
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Pigeon witch would like a word with u
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If the US agrees to become our 11th province, we'll offer them many exciting benefits—including free Bhangra lessons for every US citizen, delivered with our signature Canadian politeness, warmth and welcoming spirit.
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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mechanic: your car keeps breaking down, you need to upgrade the car system

you: what

mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out

you: give me the keys

mechanic: that's illegal
Nothing underscores the profound level of state failure that is already well underway quite like a man who uses the phrase “upgrade our aviation system” being in charge of commercial aviation.
Thoughts and prayers to anyone getting on a plane in the U.S. right now.
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I mean. I didn't. Shit was creepy to me even as a kid.
Did people not take seriously the phrase "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands"?
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The GOP spent $111 million on network TV ads targeting trans sports participation and their messaging has largely worked: The majority of Americans support bans. Americans are LESS likely to support a ban, though, if they know someone.
February 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Let’s connect some dots here. The hospital systems withdrawing care from trans youth are also throwing their undocumented patients under the bus. What do we think they’ll do if the administration says something about care for trans adults? Or abortion?

www.crainsnewyork.com/health-pulse...
NYU Langone warns staff not to protect undocumented patients from ICE
In a memo to staff, the health system instructed employees not to help undocumented patients avoid being detained by ICE.
www.crainsnewyork.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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chuck schumer explicitly said he was having his party confirm many of trump's disastrous nominees as in exchange he could block the worst appointments

turns out schumer doesn't know shit about shit, all of trump's nominees are gonna get confirmed and ol' chuck only helped them speed up the process
February 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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We have entered stage 8
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Feeling more optimistic today tbh. They’re fucking morons, dangerous morons but morons. You can hear an actual resistance begin to spin up.
February 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I will confess to having some slight misgivings about the health of our government right at this moment
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM