Hey, @davekellett.bsky.social, I think I just got a joke you set up fifteen years ago. Is Captain Taneel named after Captain & Tennille?

Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc
Doctor: Not much, Bugs. What's up with you
Bugs: I'm depressed. I'm always taking a left at Albuquerque
Doctor: Well, I've got the thing. The opera. There's a beautiful maiden on a horse. Should cheer you right up
Bugs: [chewing carrot morosely] Eh, I've got bad news

To understand the faction leading America, recognize they think the worst, most terrifying things to happen in recent years are:
1) George Floyd protests
2) Public health treating COVID as real
3) HR saying "we've received complaints about your, um, 'jokes'"
4) Press 1 for English
5) Pronouns in bio

Ok, explain it to me like I'm four....

Why are so many agencies just tucking tail and following whatever edicts Trump and his cronies send their way? Don't they understand civil disobedience?

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Cats I Met in Old San Juan: A Thread

This is Clarence. He was camera shy, but enjoyed pets.

i like logical butts and i cannot lie you other Vulcans cannot deny that when a human female beams down with a fascinating waist and a round thing in your face you get Pon Farred

Anita Bryant's death is either:

Proof that God exists, because if he does, so does Hell.

Or:

Proof that God doesn't exist, because she lived to 84.

Listen all y’all, it’s a Santa Claus
Listen all y’all, it’s a Santa Claus
Listen all y’all, it’s a Santa Claus!
LISTEN ALL Y’ALL, IT’S A SANTA CLAUS!

I just found this kitten in the garage. I think it is a tortie.

To be loved is to be changed.

So, what's the verb we're supposed to use to indicate we posted here? "Bluesky'd"? "Blued"? "BSed"?

I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself ... ?

Isaac. Thom. Sometime boardgamer, oftentime LEGO builder, frequent concertgoer, occasionally witty, friend of cats. Also an IT professional.

The funny thing is I think all my six followers already know that about me...

Yesterday I got so excited about Costco selling butter chicken that I forgot to share it.

Now that I've had it, I feel like I need to share that it's not worth it. 🙁