There isn’t anti-Christian bias in America, there’s anti-Jesus bias in American Evangelical Christianity.

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting (to cough everywhere and spit their phlegm on the sidewalk)

[yelling over club music] The Immaculate Conception isn't about Mary being a virgin; it's about Mary being conceived free of Original Sin

my tamagotchi never lived more than 24 hours at a time but sure i’ll hold your baby.

Be slothful, but in a cool, sexy way

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

MUNA was just raving about this painting, haha

Heading to DC this weekend to watch Gotham FC beat the Washington Spirit!