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update: violent night is excellent and i am ashamed for sleeping on it
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
update: violent night is excellent and i am ashamed for sleeping on it
i came here to watch football and drink whisky and I’m all out of whisky (and this game is almost over)
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i came here to watch football and drink whisky and I’m all out of whisky (and this game is almost over)
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
honestly the eagles deserve to lose to the cowboys for picking up a fantasy-team-sinking rat like goedert
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
honestly the eagles deserve to lose to the cowboys for picking up a fantasy-team-sinking rat like goedert
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NEW: Mesa County DA Dan Rubinstein (R) and Colorado AG Phil Weiser (D) formally ask Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D) to reject the Trump administration’s request to take custody of Tina Peters.
Trump has called for Peters to be freed but lacks pardon power for state crimes.
Trump has called for Peters to be freed but lacks pardon power for state crimes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NEW: Mesa County DA Dan Rubinstein (R) and Colorado AG Phil Weiser (D) formally ask Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D) to reject the Trump administration’s request to take custody of Tina Peters.
Trump has called for Peters to be freed but lacks pardon power for state crimes.
Trump has called for Peters to be freed but lacks pardon power for state crimes.
to the rat bastard in front of me in line at the coffee shop who bought the last ham and cheese croissant:
[indecipherable rage] AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TOAST IT YOU MONSTER
[indecipherable rage] AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TOAST IT YOU MONSTER
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
to the rat bastard in front of me in line at the coffee shop who bought the last ham and cheese croissant:
[indecipherable rage] AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TOAST IT YOU MONSTER
[indecipherable rage] AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TOAST IT YOU MONSTER
mookie betts? more like dookie butts
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
mookie betts? more like dookie butts
[russian mice, singing]
“it’s football night in america / and the heads are made of cheese”
“it’s football night in america / and the heads are made of cheese”
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[russian mice, singing]
“it’s football night in america / and the heads are made of cheese”
“it’s football night in america / and the heads are made of cheese”
Bridge is just short for “Rebridgerator” and I will not do the labor of educating you
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Bridge is just short for “Rebridgerator” and I will not do the labor of educating you
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roses are red
vroom goes the car;
vroom goes the car;
when in doubt, maybe don’t get tattoos of random symbols from the flash sheet of a sketchy Croatian skinhead you met in a balkan dive bar.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
roses are red
vroom goes the car;
vroom goes the car;
it’s only chill wave if it was produced in 2009-2011, otherwise it’s just sparkling electro pop
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it’s only chill wave if it was produced in 2009-2011, otherwise it’s just sparkling electro pop
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
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This is Jade. She just met the biggest dogs she's ever seen. But quickly learned they have the biggest hearts too. 13/10 for all (TT: catimtins.pscal)
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is Jade. She just met the biggest dogs she's ever seen. But quickly learned they have the biggest hearts too. 13/10 for all (TT: catimtins.pscal)
I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that the wnba is more exciting to watch than the mnba
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that the wnba is more exciting to watch than the mnba
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
something something “rush hashanah featuring geddy lee” this joke will work itself out
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
something something “rush hashanah featuring geddy lee” this joke will work itself out
TIL jarvis cocker is not at all related to joe cocker
August 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
TIL jarvis cocker is not at all related to joe cocker
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Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other theonion.com/pedestr...
August 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Pedestrians Passing Each Other On Sidewalk Stop To Let Children Sniff Each Other theonion.com/pedestr...
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The Rockies bring out the best in others and that's a very admirable quality
The Blue Jays out scored the #Rockies 45-6 over the three game series.
August 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Rockies bring out the best in others and that's a very admirable quality
i forgot that catholic weddings are like watching two people go to mass
August 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i forgot that catholic weddings are like watching two people go to mass
omg i put on “scott’s tots” and it’s even worse than i remember it being
August 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
omg i put on “scott’s tots” and it’s even worse than i remember it being
i am sorry but chistopher evans aka captain america is the best christopher ty for coming to my theodore speech i will not be taking any qqs at this time
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i am sorry but chistopher evans aka captain america is the best christopher ty for coming to my theodore speech i will not be taking any qqs at this time
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Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
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Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
LAKELAND, FL—Frustrated by the care center’s lack of an adequate signal, Caleb Morris, grandson of local woman Judith Scalzo, complained Tuesday that Sun Haven Hospice had shitty Wi-Fi. “Fuck, Grandma, I can’t even get YouTube videos to load in this goddamn place,” said Morris, admonishing his terminally ill and barely lucid grandmother for choosing to live […]
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July 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
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Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave
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July 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave
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my two fav ppl on the road so far this weekend are:
lady jamming up the bike lane bc she’s only going 13mph on her e-bike while blasting rusted root in her bluetooth speaker, and:
mercedes driver blasting down the highway with their gas cover wide open
lady jamming up the bike lane bc she’s only going 13mph on her e-bike while blasting rusted root in her bluetooth speaker, and:
mercedes driver blasting down the highway with their gas cover wide open
July 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
my two fav ppl on the road so far this weekend are:
lady jamming up the bike lane bc she’s only going 13mph on her e-bike while blasting rusted root in her bluetooth speaker, and:
mercedes driver blasting down the highway with their gas cover wide open
lady jamming up the bike lane bc she’s only going 13mph on her e-bike while blasting rusted root in her bluetooth speaker, and:
mercedes driver blasting down the highway with their gas cover wide open