kt
@pedantikate.bsky.social
30 year old queer who would bully a whale
Lads, despite the fact I moved 2 months ago I have 0 idea what i own and therefore feel VERY unprepared to move house this weekend
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lads, despite the fact I moved 2 months ago I have 0 idea what i own and therefore feel VERY unprepared to move house this weekend
My new job is going to forklift train me and literally that's all anyone i tell cares about
February 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My new job is going to forklift train me and literally that's all anyone i tell cares about
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"Your Outie is a ferocious predator"
"Your Outie likes to receive chin scratches"
"Your Outie likes to receive chin scratches"
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Your Outie is a ferocious predator"
"Your Outie likes to receive chin scratches"
"Your Outie likes to receive chin scratches"
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
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If we’re going to save Joann’s…… this towns gonna have to put on the greatest fursuit parade the worlds ever seeen
February 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If we’re going to save Joann’s…… this towns gonna have to put on the greatest fursuit parade the worlds ever seeen
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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Just 157 more signatures from Ireland to reach the threshold here!
I have signed this #EU initiative to propose a ban on #LGBTQ+ conversion "therapy" which every EU citizen above the age of 16 should be able to sign.
#Ireland needs maybe 5,000 more signatures to reach the threshold #Spéirghorm #Spéirgorm
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public . Sign it and share it!
#Ireland needs maybe 5,000 more signatures to reach the threshold #Spéirghorm #Spéirgorm
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public . Sign it and share it!
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
February 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Just 157 more signatures from Ireland to reach the threshold here!
I was away for like 2 days and as soon as I got home Bruce was like okay is time for me to nap on my mam. Must be VERR close.
February 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I was away for like 2 days and as soon as I got home Bruce was like okay is time for me to nap on my mam. Must be VERR close.
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10% of writing is research, 20% is drafting, 20% is editing and the rest is coming up with and deleting increasing shite names for characters fml
February 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
10% of writing is research, 20% is drafting, 20% is editing and the rest is coming up with and deleting increasing shite names for characters fml
The commute by public transport from my cousins to my dentist takes longer than if I drove from wexford to my dentist. My cousin lives in saggart. My dentist is in donnybrook. It's mental
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The commute by public transport from my cousins to my dentist takes longer than if I drove from wexford to my dentist. My cousin lives in saggart. My dentist is in donnybrook. It's mental
I am 30 years old how and why do I keep misplacing my coat????
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I am 30 years old how and why do I keep misplacing my coat????
I changed my username from kittygrimm to pedantikate. I felt like a change. And yesterday someone made me smile and remember my dad calling me "pedantic kate" for so many years that it just seemed logical.
February 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I changed my username from kittygrimm to pedantikate. I felt like a change. And yesterday someone made me smile and remember my dad calling me "pedantic kate" for so many years that it just seemed logical.
Went to town specifically to get wine for dinner. Immediately dropped and smashed the bottle of wine on arriving home.
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Went to town specifically to get wine for dinner. Immediately dropped and smashed the bottle of wine on arriving home.
I've been in Dublin a lot recently bc interviews and fuuuuuck I miss living in the city. Everything is so close!
January 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I've been in Dublin a lot recently bc interviews and fuuuuuck I miss living in the city. Everything is so close!
Sometimes there is exactly one shot too many left in the tequila bottle to pour into the new one so tequila for breakfast.
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Sometimes there is exactly one shot too many left in the tequila bottle to pour into the new one so tequila for breakfast.
I started reading Wicked the book, and have always known its v different from the musical/film. I'm only like 14 pages in and I kind of hate the way it's written.
January 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I started reading Wicked the book, and have always known its v different from the musical/film. I'm only like 14 pages in and I kind of hate the way it's written.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
Christmas gift from my company is a ham that is roughly the size, if not bigger, than my head. Imma miss this job sm
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Christmas gift from my company is a ham that is roughly the size, if not bigger, than my head. Imma miss this job sm
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
It's my last day in my job today and I gave some of my coworkers scratch cards as a goodbye gift. I also 100% stipulated that if they win more than €999 they owe me 25%
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 AM
It's my last day in my job today and I gave some of my coworkers scratch cards as a goodbye gift. I also 100% stipulated that if they win more than €999 they owe me 25%
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an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky
December 16, 2024 at 9:36 PM
an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky
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Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)
December 14, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)
I hate hate hate despise the phrase heavenly birthday. It is entirely innocuous and has no real impact on anything and yet I feel rage every time I see it
December 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I hate hate hate despise the phrase heavenly birthday. It is entirely innocuous and has no real impact on anything and yet I feel rage every time I see it
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Since ‘Last Christmas’ is back at number one, here’s a reminder of the time George Michael sent £15k to a Deal or No Deal contestant to pay for her fertility treatment, and gave £25k to a woman he saw crying in a café
💚🎄
💚🎄
December 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Since ‘Last Christmas’ is back at number one, here’s a reminder of the time George Michael sent £15k to a Deal or No Deal contestant to pay for her fertility treatment, and gave £25k to a woman he saw crying in a café
💚🎄
💚🎄