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Eric B @pearsons.cc · Sep 29
told the server at the Thai restaurant to “make me regret it” when asked how spicy I wanted my food and they came back with a gun
Trader Joe's Indian food and a Coke Zero, that's what I call #hopecore
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Fortunately it's not. Next question
vox.com Vox @vox.com · 6d
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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serif fonts are kinda goated idk
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Calorie counted too close to the sun and now the vintage wool overcoat I thrifted earlier this summer is a size and a half too big on me 😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me when arguing in bad faith online:
This goalpost is a paid actor.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the cure for male loneliness this winter is Another Modded Skyrim Playthrough ™️
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
gm gang let's make herstory today
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me rn
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
support our troops
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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When I say I'm a leftist this is what I mean
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
so cool that the messaging around Copilot usage at work has shifted from "we need to keep using it and train it to be a better resource for our clients" to "just please use it, it doesn't matter how as long as the usage rate is above 75%", isn't AI just the best!
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bowing and saying domo arigato as I leave with my takeout from the local mexican restaurant
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the woke left? Without saying goodbye??
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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quick lil political freestyle for my followers:

republican party? more like republican farty

pam bondi im not too fondi
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
went to hopleaf. got an allagash. life's gonna be okay
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
what do you mean ice is in the city and my company's Chicago office is posting about "decorate your own caramel apples in the cafe at noon tomorrow" in the work chat
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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People take this website way too seriously. I'm just here to post my silly little jokes, have a good time, become a better person, find true love, secure my financial future, achieve all my long term goals, gain all knowledge in the universe, and then remake the universe in my own image.
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
told the server at the Thai restaurant to “make me regret it” when asked how spicy I wanted my food and they came back with a gun
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He’s only gone and done it again tonight 🍻🍻
Getting crossfaded off the post-workout endorphin rush and an NA shower beer
September 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM