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Peachy King
@peachyking.bsky.social
!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING GOT IN
July 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every time I go and stay at my partner Batty’s place I have to fight their 13yo cat for my spot on the bed because that’s where she likes to sleep (and she’s been here longer than I have). Woke up at one point this morning with her on my head because I was “on her pillow”
July 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Vacation went (mostly) great!
Pros: did absolutely NOTHING this week.
Cons: fell off a paving stone while tripping and accidentally managed to drop it on my foot
July 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yesterday I was carrying a ladder on its side feet first and I didn’t like that so I flipped it over and caught it on my hip. It was so smooth and so cool and NO ONE saw it. I accomplished the maneuver and immediately thought, “Damn I’m so butch and so hot,” and it was a moment only for me I guess
June 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love my wild, weird, and whacky life. Like what do you mean right now I get to listen to Howling Star practice while I pack a tea set away? And how I got here is such a journey. The tea set needs to be packed up from the catboi cafe cabaret club the night before, where I sold tea & cat treats
May 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Lmaooo
So there’s a large group of Europeans here at the burlesque show I’m kittening at and they were staring at me. Making sure I’m not shirking my dollar daddy duties, I ask if they need anything if they need more ones etc. They tell me no, but they had a question
May 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just applied for the Coney Island Clown Skool. Hoping I can improve my clownfoolery skills and I hope I get in 😖
May 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Most Likely to Succeed” to Drag Stripper pipeline
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Tomboy to high femme to femboy pipeline
May 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
About a month ago I started listening to all the albums I have saved on Spotify in alphabetical order. I realized I hadn’t actually listened to a lot of the music I saved specifically so that I could expand my music tastes so I started the listen through
May 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me: I want to start dating again. I have for a while and I don’t know why I haven’t been
-looks at my schedule-
Me: oh
(Photo legend- red dots mean work)
April 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The best thing I’ve ever done is learned how to say no without having to explain myself.
I’m a helpful person. I like to help my friends and my community when I can. I have a hard time saying no to doing jobs or favors when I know I’m able to squeeze whatever it is in my schedule.
April 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hello my name is Peachy King and I like doing the drugs. I’m very experienced in the drugs I like to do, mostly psychedelics and other party drugs, and love to curate experiences for those who want to join me in doing Le Drugs.
March 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One day I’d like to wake up and not be a part of a major historical event.

Anyway here’s a song from 30 years ago that feels appropriate to us now

open.spotify.com/track/5afJ5x...
War
Jonatha Brooke & The Story · Plumb · Song · 1995
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s that time of year again. The parade tracker is back on my phone
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Reposted by Peachy King
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wow I came back to a few new followers so, hello queens, kings, things, burlesquers, sideshowers, and performers of all kinds!
My name is Peachy King! I’m a #dragking based out of New Orleans. I’m a nonbinary genderfuck Draglesque King.
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hi I’m Peachy King a #dragking based out of New Orleans
Quote this post drag kings!

Dalt Flowers 💀

A lot of new drag kings are popping up! Let’s find each other! #dragking
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My boy 🥹
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#undercutproblems
My undercut is too grown out and it’s at the point where it’s unruly enough to need to be cut. However, with this frigid weather inbound, I really don’t want to remove any head insulation so I gotta keep dealing with curls trying to make themselves known
January 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am so blessed in my line of work. I get to do what I love as much as I want to. I get to watch my beautiful, talented friends make art on stage. I get to see audiences react to the art that is put on stage.
January 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Electric blanket got me preheating my bed when I go out for my ninite smoke 🤤
January 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Shout-out to Heidi who broke up with her shitty ex and kicked the karaoke party off with ‘Creep’ by Radiohead. She added custom lyrics about how he was creeping outside in the bushes etc and it was hilarious, unhinged, and very “fukken get him girl.”
On a related note I love karaoke and my friends. Happy fukken birthday @sailemfromhell.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I might not be the best singer but goddamn do I love it. Makes me feel so good
January 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It’s definitely become a new favorite thing of mine.
My roommate/landlord prefers that I don’t smoke in our house which is absolutely reasonable. It just means that I have to go outside to smoke when the weather’s nice or to my car if the weather’s not.
My roommate got me this heated blanket for Xmas and it’s one of the nicest things I’ve owned. So cozy ♨️
January 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM