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Peachy King
@peachyking.bsky.social
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!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING GOT IN
An email stating “Hello from Coney Island Clown Skool Hellooooo from Coney Island! I am honored to write to you today to let you know that we have reviewed your application, and we would be delighted to have you join us at Coney Island Clown Skool 2025 this September 14-21.”
July 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
Oh! I did finish a 992-piece puzzle (there were 8 pieces missing out of the 1000 piece puzzle) in the week of vacation time.
A 992-piece puzzle showing a wall of hanging flower pots on a garden fence. Left to right there’s a bike, a cat, and a blue Adirondack chair with a yellow cushion and more flowers on it.
July 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
Vacation went (mostly) great!
Pros: did absolutely NOTHING this week.
Cons: fell off a paving stone while tripping and accidentally managed to drop it on my foot
A photo of a bruised foot and ankle on top of a brightly colored dress with geometric patterns.
July 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
They were “just curious as to what my sex was.” I laughed and told them that was a great question and to see if they could figure it out by the end of the show.
A drag king with short, curly hair snarls at the camera. Their facial hair is visible as well as their chesticles in a red houndstooth dress
May 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
peachyking.bsky.social
Me: I want to start dating again. I have for a while and I don’t know why I haven’t been
-looks at my schedule-
Me: oh
(Photo legend- red dots mean work)
A calendar page for the month of April. There is a red dot on every day except the 4, 5, 7, 14, and 29. The red dot means that’s a work day on the calendar.
April 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
Anyway it’s funny that the same thing has happened twice and if anyone reading this ever does drugs with me and wants to acknowledge my curtain skills, please call me Professor Peachy instead lol
Dr Doofenshmirtz speaks to a dog sock puppet in front of a wall of robots. Doof says “If I had a nickel for every time someone called me Dr King after giving them drugs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice”
March 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
Wow I came back to a few new followers so, hello queens, kings, things, burlesquers, sideshowers, and performers of all kinds!
My name is Peachy King! I’m a #dragking based out of New Orleans. I’m a nonbinary genderfuck Draglesque King.
A drag king in a space-age costume with a jock strap, fishnets, and goth stompy boots hovers horizontally with their hands on the ground. Red lighting washes over the photo
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
My boy 🥹
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
peachyking.bsky.social
On this, the 14th day of December I have been sent to Whamhalla by @lovejustlied.bsky.social
#whamageddon
WHAMAGEDDON THE RULES THE 1ST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing WHAM's Christmas classic; "Last Christmas". THE 2ND RULE The game starts on December 1st, and ends at midnight on December 24th. (Yes, we're European heathens) THE 3RD RULE Only the original version applies. Enjoy the fuck out of remixes and covers. THE 4TH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song. BONUS RULE Post on social media with the #whamageddon hashtag when you get hit. PVP While we can't stop you from deliberately sending your friends to Whamhalla, the intention is that this is a survival game. Not a Battle Royale. So don't be a dick, mkay?
December 14, 2024 at 9:32 AM