Ez
@peachezandplumz.bsky.social
The only time I should see San Diegans fighting Angelenos is in the parking lot of Petco or Snapdragon, after an SD-LA game.
Like god intended.
Like god intended.
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The only time I should see San Diegans fighting Angelenos is in the parking lot of Petco or Snapdragon, after an SD-LA game.
Like god intended.
Like god intended.
@sdjbgc.bsky.social Hi! We briefly spoke on Bird app. I'm interested in learning about/training in arms and was wondering if you have any recommendations of where to start?
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@sdjbgc.bsky.social Hi! We briefly spoke on Bird app. I'm interested in learning about/training in arms and was wondering if you have any recommendations of where to start?
Shout out to sloths for being the only animal so cool they named it after a deadly sin.
March 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Shout out to sloths for being the only animal so cool they named it after a deadly sin.
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Well, at least she’s at piece now.
March 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Well, at least she’s at piece now.
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Saw a video of a Palestinian child trying to pick up the scraps of flesh that were left of his mother.
And I live in a country where if you call this barbarism you risk arrest & deportation, where protest is ‘anti-Semitism’ & colleges turn students over to the gestapo.
Fascism? We need new a word
And I live in a country where if you call this barbarism you risk arrest & deportation, where protest is ‘anti-Semitism’ & colleges turn students over to the gestapo.
Fascism? We need new a word
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Saw a video of a Palestinian child trying to pick up the scraps of flesh that were left of his mother.
And I live in a country where if you call this barbarism you risk arrest & deportation, where protest is ‘anti-Semitism’ & colleges turn students over to the gestapo.
Fascism? We need new a word
And I live in a country where if you call this barbarism you risk arrest & deportation, where protest is ‘anti-Semitism’ & colleges turn students over to the gestapo.
Fascism? We need new a word
Actually I amend this.
It's not so much a *fun* way as it is a ~sedate~ way.
It's not so much a *fun* way as it is a ~sedate~ way.
The IRS asking me to move in front of my webcam to “ensure my liveness” is certainly a fun way of saying “we need to make sure you’re not dead and no one is using your corpse for Weekend at Bernie’s-esque purposes.”
December 31, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Actually I amend this.
It's not so much a *fun* way as it is a ~sedate~ way.
It's not so much a *fun* way as it is a ~sedate~ way.
Pretty fucked up that 1 horsepower is not equivalent to the power of 1 horse.
December 31, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Pretty fucked up that 1 horsepower is not equivalent to the power of 1 horse.
Love that Pluto was just like:
"Oh yeah? I'm not a planet, you say?
Then why the fuck can you see me from Earth right now, huh?"
"Oh yeah? I'm not a planet, you say?
Then why the fuck can you see me from Earth right now, huh?"
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Love that Pluto was just like:
"Oh yeah? I'm not a planet, you say?
Then why the fuck can you see me from Earth right now, huh?"
"Oh yeah? I'm not a planet, you say?
Then why the fuck can you see me from Earth right now, huh?"
Good times.
The IRS asking me to move in front of my webcam to “ensure my liveness” is certainly a fun way of saying “we need to make sure you’re not dead and no one is using your corpse for Weekend at Bernie’s-esque purposes.”
December 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Good times.
"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." - Edvard Munch
Live
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
Laugh
Leave your life behind and disappear in the woods. Lay on the forest floor. Let the detritivores clean your bones. You’re moss now, you’re a fungus.
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." - Edvard Munch
"Post-nut clarity" implies the existence of pre-nut obscurity.
December 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
"Post-nut clarity" implies the existence of pre-nut obscurity.
My current "business casual-approved" wardrobe consists of exactly one (1) outfit, so I have a feeling my coworkers all think my closet looks like Doug Funnie's.
December 14, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My current "business casual-approved" wardrobe consists of exactly one (1) outfit, so I have a feeling my coworkers all think my closet looks like Doug Funnie's.
Unfortunately this REMAINED my favorite part of Starfield.
So far my favorite part about Starfield is the 25-strong stretch of hair options that I can only assume the character team kept in a folder called “Haircuts_Lesbian” during development.
November 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Unfortunately this REMAINED my favorite part of Starfield.
Here I am a year later happy to report that once again, Mako doesn't miss.
What am I *most* excited about for Arcane Season 2?
Another dope-ass, not a single skip, always hits never misses soundtrack.
Another dope-ass, not a single skip, always hits never misses soundtrack.
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Here I am a year later happy to report that once again, Mako doesn't miss.
Jacob Elordi is the "Frat Bro" skin for Timothée Chalamet
Which you can get in the Steam store
Which you can get in the Steam store
November 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Jacob Elordi is the "Frat Bro" skin for Timothée Chalamet
Which you can get in the Steam store
Which you can get in the Steam store
“Send Me On My Way” by Rusted Root is on this *aggressively* “GenZ-geared” Spotify playlist called Park Hangs, which promises “indie jams that sound like lounging under the sun with friends”.
Meanwhile, I just got punched in the face with an XL dose of “90s feelgood movie outro” nostalgia.
Meanwhile, I just got punched in the face with an XL dose of “90s feelgood movie outro” nostalgia.
October 2, 2023 at 3:01 AM
“Send Me On My Way” by Rusted Root is on this *aggressively* “GenZ-geared” Spotify playlist called Park Hangs, which promises “indie jams that sound like lounging under the sun with friends”.
Meanwhile, I just got punched in the face with an XL dose of “90s feelgood movie outro” nostalgia.
Meanwhile, I just got punched in the face with an XL dose of “90s feelgood movie outro” nostalgia.
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"Firefighters were alerted Monday by the trucking company that had been in contact with the owner of the bees. The company said the owner wanted them to be sprayed down with firefighting foam for safety and liability reasons, Richey said."
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/...
Millions of angry bees swarm over highway after semitrailer crash
More than 25 million bees were released when a semi-trailer truck crashed on Interstate 80 in Utah, said Julie Arthur, president of the Wasatch Beekeepers Association.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 27, 2023 at 2:19 PM
"Firefighters were alerted Monday by the trucking company that had been in contact with the owner of the bees. The company said the owner wanted them to be sprayed down with firefighting foam for safety and liability reasons, Richey said."
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/...
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/...
"Hang on, I was checked out for a while there and zoned back in at 'political subterfuge'. What's going on?"
"We're talking about Adventure Time."
"We're talking about Adventure Time."
September 27, 2023 at 5:48 AM
"Hang on, I was checked out for a while there and zoned back in at 'political subterfuge'. What's going on?"
"We're talking about Adventure Time."
"We're talking about Adventure Time."
FTMS love Biblical names, but we also love any name that sounds like it’d be a 50-50 tossup as to whether it belongs to a golden retriever or a mischievous, strapping young lad in a newsboy cap from a Dickens novel.
September 23, 2023 at 4:52 AM
FTMS love Biblical names, but we also love any name that sounds like it’d be a 50-50 tossup as to whether it belongs to a golden retriever or a mischievous, strapping young lad in a newsboy cap from a Dickens novel.
Me, summed up in a single sentence:
September 13, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Me, summed up in a single sentence:
If you’re on letterboxd you should add me. @ EzraRay12
September 13, 2023 at 7:40 PM
If you’re on letterboxd you should add me. @ EzraRay12
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million dollar cartoon character idea, a moose but polyamorous, the Non-Monagamoose.
September 7, 2023 at 11:19 PM
million dollar cartoon character idea, a moose but polyamorous, the Non-Monagamoose.
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if you have a great big bladder and you need cash now
call j.g. pissworth, 877 PISS-NOW
call j.g. pissworth, 877 PISS-NOW
September 11, 2023 at 2:02 AM
if you have a great big bladder and you need cash now
call j.g. pissworth, 877 PISS-NOW
call j.g. pissworth, 877 PISS-NOW