Patrick Crowley
@pcrowleydo.bsky.social
ID doc in MN. TexPat. All people deserve access to quality healthcare. Mayo fellow. UT alumnus. MN Med PAC board
#IDSky
#IDSky
It’s going to turn out the MAHA gang killed or badly maimed Trump either by:
1) convincing him not to take a well-proven medicine (statin, blood thinner, beta-blocker)
2) causing an interaction between a supplement and one of the meds
3) directly poisoning him with an unproven supplement
1) convincing him not to take a well-proven medicine (statin, blood thinner, beta-blocker)
2) causing an interaction between a supplement and one of the meds
3) directly poisoning him with an unproven supplement
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s going to turn out the MAHA gang killed or badly maimed Trump either by:
1) convincing him not to take a well-proven medicine (statin, blood thinner, beta-blocker)
2) causing an interaction between a supplement and one of the meds
3) directly poisoning him with an unproven supplement
1) convincing him not to take a well-proven medicine (statin, blood thinner, beta-blocker)
2) causing an interaction between a supplement and one of the meds
3) directly poisoning him with an unproven supplement
My 10th peer-reviewed article was published online! Ironically this was also my first non-ID related article
August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My 10th peer-reviewed article was published online! Ironically this was also my first non-ID related article
At the @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov rally, hoping to see @warren.senate.gov. First rally. Lot of people talking about their problems
August 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
At the @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov rally, hoping to see @warren.senate.gov. First rally. Lot of people talking about their problems
Me spotting RFK in the gym:
“Zero.
Zero.
Zero. come on, full range of motion bud.
zero.
Still Zero.
Zero - should I go grab my extra sweat pants for you?”
“Zero.
Zero.
Zero. come on, full range of motion bud.
zero.
Still Zero.
Zero - should I go grab my extra sweat pants for you?”
August 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me spotting RFK in the gym:
“Zero.
Zero.
Zero. come on, full range of motion bud.
zero.
Still Zero.
Zero - should I go grab my extra sweat pants for you?”
“Zero.
Zero.
Zero. come on, full range of motion bud.
zero.
Still Zero.
Zero - should I go grab my extra sweat pants for you?”
European navigator in the southern hemisphere trying to find Polaris: Shit.
July 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
European navigator in the southern hemisphere trying to find Polaris: Shit.
Reposted by Patrick Crowley
Tl;dr: 250,000 more Minnesotans at risk of devastating medical bills, higher energy prices, rural hospital closures, and longer ambulance wait times.
None of this is worth a tax cut for billionaires. Congress needs to reject this bill.
None of this is worth a tax cut for billionaires. Congress needs to reject this bill.
July 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Tl;dr: 250,000 more Minnesotans at risk of devastating medical bills, higher energy prices, rural hospital closures, and longer ambulance wait times.
None of this is worth a tax cut for billionaires. Congress needs to reject this bill.
None of this is worth a tax cut for billionaires. Congress needs to reject this bill.
Reposted by Patrick Crowley
Chaos at the CDC’s vaccine meeting.
One member resigned.
Some scientific materials weren’t vetted.
The American Academy of Pediatrics is boycotting.
So yeah, it’s going great!
Here's a bunch of information and analysis, including some breaking news 🧵 1/
One member resigned.
Some scientific materials weren’t vetted.
The American Academy of Pediatrics is boycotting.
So yeah, it’s going great!
Here's a bunch of information and analysis, including some breaking news 🧵 1/
June 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Chaos at the CDC’s vaccine meeting.
One member resigned.
Some scientific materials weren’t vetted.
The American Academy of Pediatrics is boycotting.
So yeah, it’s going great!
Here's a bunch of information and analysis, including some breaking news 🧵 1/
One member resigned.
Some scientific materials weren’t vetted.
The American Academy of Pediatrics is boycotting.
So yeah, it’s going great!
Here's a bunch of information and analysis, including some breaking news 🧵 1/
The news about Rep Hortman made me physically ill. I can’t stop feeling anger about how this could happen, but for now I just want to say she was a very down-to-earth, personable person. The couple times I got to talk with her, she seemed motivated to find consensus and serve the state of MN
June 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The news about Rep Hortman made me physically ill. I can’t stop feeling anger about how this could happen, but for now I just want to say she was a very down-to-earth, personable person. The couple times I got to talk with her, she seemed motivated to find consensus and serve the state of MN
JD Vance, excited: is that the one where the out of work factory workers have to put on a strip show???
Usha Vance: what?
JD, disappointed: never mind…
Usha Vance: what?
JD, disappointed: never mind…
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
JD Vance, excited: is that the one where the out of work factory workers have to put on a strip show???
Usha Vance: what?
JD, disappointed: never mind…
Usha Vance: what?
JD, disappointed: never mind…
HHS in 6 weeks, probably
June 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HHS in 6 weeks, probably
They let me give a little speech at my ID fellowship graduation. In addition to gratitude, my messages were
June 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They let me give a little speech at my ID fellowship graduation. In addition to gratitude, my messages were
We thank the reviewers for their suggestions. Unfortunately, we do not believe we would be able to fit the 3 different additional studies they asked us to perform into our 700 word letter. Best
May 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We thank the reviewers for their suggestions. Unfortunately, we do not believe we would be able to fit the 3 different additional studies they asked us to perform into our 700 word letter. Best
Reposted by Patrick Crowley
From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
Today was my last day of inpatient service at the Great Mayo Clinic. I still have a weekend call, and handful of clinic days, and some blessed research time to finish manuscripts. But time is waning and I’m feeling SO nostalgic for the long nights in med school, residency, and as a junior fellow
May 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today was my last day of inpatient service at the Great Mayo Clinic. I still have a weekend call, and handful of clinic days, and some blessed research time to finish manuscripts. But time is waning and I’m feeling SO nostalgic for the long nights in med school, residency, and as a junior fellow
Good morning. Please take the word “briefly” out of your note. I can already see the history is short or it isn’t and you’re lying to me
May 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Good morning. Please take the word “briefly” out of your note. I can already see the history is short or it isn’t and you’re lying to me
Important area of study. Need more information to make sure we aren’t under-dosing or over-correcting and are over-dosing
New review
The pharmacokinetics of antibiotics in patients with obesity: a systematic review and consensus guidelines for dose adjustments
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
The pharmacokinetics of antibiotics in patients with obesity: a systematic review and consensus guidelines for dose adjustments
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
The pharmacokinetics of antibiotics in patients with obesity: a systematic review and consensus guidelines for dose adjustments
Obesity can cause physiological changes resulting in antibiotic pharmacokinetic alterations
and suboptimal drug exposures. This systematic review aimed to summarise the available
evidence on this topi...
www.thelancet.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Important area of study. Need more information to make sure we aren’t under-dosing or over-correcting and are over-dosing
Excited to share our antibiotic guide for the hospice setting, now published online:
liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/jp…
Thanks Mayo ID and Mayo Palliative care for the support#idskyky
liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/jp…
Thanks Mayo ID and Mayo Palliative care for the support#idskyky
https://liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/jp…
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Excited to share our antibiotic guide for the hospice setting, now published online:
liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/jp…
Thanks Mayo ID and Mayo Palliative care for the support#idskyky
liebertpub.com/doi/10.1089/jp…
Thanks Mayo ID and Mayo Palliative care for the support#idskyky
Reposted by Patrick Crowley
📢 PSA: 👩⚕️👨⚕️Primary care doctors and internists:
‼️Please 🛑 telling patients “it’s just fatty liver”
Common, yes. But not benign!
✅ Take 🍺🍸history, perform brief intervention
✅ Manage metabolic risk factors
🧐Fibrosis (FIB-4)
☎️ Your friendly hepatologist if you need help!
#liversky #medsky
‼️Please 🛑 telling patients “it’s just fatty liver”
Common, yes. But not benign!
✅ Take 🍺🍸history, perform brief intervention
✅ Manage metabolic risk factors
🧐Fibrosis (FIB-4)
☎️ Your friendly hepatologist if you need help!
#liversky #medsky
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The people putting aquarium cleaner into their drinks want to talk to you about placebo-controlled trials
May 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The people putting aquarium cleaner into their drinks want to talk to you about placebo-controlled trials
How I imagine things go at the top journals when I send another paper
#idsky
#idsky
a spongebob meme that says " how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man ? "
ALT: a spongebob meme that says " how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man ? "
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
How I imagine things go at the top journals when I send another paper
#idsky
#idsky
The autism registry is really smart because it
1) discourages people from reporting their diagnosis, making it look like numbers go down
2) gives them more data for p-hacking
3) provides a list of people RFK can sell to supplement companies to harass
It won’t HELP anybody, but that’s not the plan
1) discourages people from reporting their diagnosis, making it look like numbers go down
2) gives them more data for p-hacking
3) provides a list of people RFK can sell to supplement companies to harass
It won’t HELP anybody, but that’s not the plan
April 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The autism registry is really smart because it
1) discourages people from reporting their diagnosis, making it look like numbers go down
2) gives them more data for p-hacking
3) provides a list of people RFK can sell to supplement companies to harass
It won’t HELP anybody, but that’s not the plan
1) discourages people from reporting their diagnosis, making it look like numbers go down
2) gives them more data for p-hacking
3) provides a list of people RFK can sell to supplement companies to harass
It won’t HELP anybody, but that’s not the plan
[Pope dies]
Cradle Catholics: I KNOW it wasn’t because I had a soup with chicken broth on Good Friday, but….
Adult converts: Hopefully the next one isn’t a COMMUNIST
Cradle Catholics: I KNOW it wasn’t because I had a soup with chicken broth on Good Friday, but….
Adult converts: Hopefully the next one isn’t a COMMUNIST
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
[Pope dies]
Cradle Catholics: I KNOW it wasn’t because I had a soup with chicken broth on Good Friday, but….
Adult converts: Hopefully the next one isn’t a COMMUNIST
Cradle Catholics: I KNOW it wasn’t because I had a soup with chicken broth on Good Friday, but….
Adult converts: Hopefully the next one isn’t a COMMUNIST
Tech CEOs: thanks to the magic of AI and Citizens United, we will finally be able to recreate the working conditions of Total Recall!
April 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tech CEOs: thanks to the magic of AI and Citizens United, we will finally be able to recreate the working conditions of Total Recall!