Friday the 13th Part 1776
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Friday the 13th Part 1776
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I can relate any situation to an episode of Seinfeld

JAWS is the greatest movie ever made

I shook Lee Majors hand.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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AP finds a secretive Border Patrol intelligence program detains Americans for “suspicious” travel. Critics call it mass surveillance.
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is what he leaving the next person.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I thought it was strange that we almost went 24 hours without a new Mills scandal. That countdown has ended.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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"Trump’s invasion of NC has been met w/ rapidly organized opposition & is likely to result in another political backfire in a state with a critical upcoming Senate race. Much of the resistance emanates from churches, demonstrating again how repulsed many Americans are by Trump’s war on the nation."
The lame duck dictatorship
Trump is fighting his "war within" on multiple fronts and losing them all.
www.publicnotice.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Emails reveal Trump ally Steve Bannon’s plot to rehab Epstein’s image.

There were public links between Epstein and Bannon, but the new emails show the depth of the pair’s cooperation, plotting and secret strategy.
www.ms.now/top-stories/...
Emails reveal Trump ally Steve Bannon’s plot to rehab Epstein’s image
There were public links between Epstein and Bannon, but the new emails show the depth of the pair’s cooperation, plotting and secret strategy sessions.
www.ms.now
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Where's his suit ???!!!!!
So MAGA, You see these two? One of them is your dear leader, the other is a Prince in a country where CHRISTIANITY IS BANNED. Where you can be arrested for being a CHRISTIAN, for displaying CHRISTIAN symbols and even, for having a bible.
But go ahead, tell me how much fucking MONEY he's investing.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map

www.cbsnews.com/news/warning...
Warning signs appear on Mexican beach declaring area restricted by U.S. as Mexico rejects Trump offer to strike cartels
The signs read in English and Spanish, "Warning: Restricted Area," and had been declared restricted by "the commander."
www.cbsnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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…ICYMI:
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Think about this for a second, ladies and gents, there is no “taking this out of context,” the President of the United States, he himself today… placed death threats on Veterans…………. As a Veteran, I am infuriated by this. He needs to be fcking impeached.. 🏴
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This violent rhetoric is unbecoming of the Presidency and dangerous in a time of heightened political violence. We all need to lower the temperature. Dangerous distractions when we should be working to lower costs and make life more affordable for hardworking American families are just wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is really happening. Right now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Germany banned all NAZI imagery after WW2.

We helped win that war and still allow it.
BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard just announced they won’t classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols anymore they’re calling them ‘potentially divisive.’ Potentially divisive? Listen, a noose isn’t a conversation starter. A swastika isn’t a debate topic. They are dangerous hate symbols. Full stop
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When are we scheduling the "Quiet piggy" protest ?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I stand with Mary Bruce 😘….
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What

And I mean this in the most gracious of terms

IN THE FUCK ????!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This is how far you've fallen....Hades lower level..Have you even read anything by Dante / Joyce / Proust / Tolstoy ....or even Gabriel García Márquez, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Franz Kafka
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“But I have to enable Holocaust denialism because my favorite sports reporters are there”
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.

Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were

X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
La #LDH porte plainte contre la publication de #Grok, l’intelligence artificielle du réseau social X, pour contestation de crimes contre l’humanité.
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Piggy has signed off on the release of the Epstein files.

There is a loophole in the law that lets the DOJ withhold anything they deem is part of an active investigation.

It’s precisely what Piggy is counting on.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pretty sure Mobley hit his ceiling last season.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM