I'm still a little surprised Mark Thatcher's name has never popped up in the news over the last few months.

Come to think of it, Northampton's importance as a port probably explains why they build a lighthouse there. #Wogan

Grokipedia is bad. Really, really bad. Who knew, for example that "By the 18th century, Northampton had recovered as a key inland port". grokipedia.com/page/Northam...

I’m never going to dispute the statistical facts, but this type of thing ignores the context. London’s size & importance didn’t just happen - it’s the result of decades of central government policy.

*laughs in Scottish Gaelic*

Why are Oasis reforming?
• £££
Why are they reforming now?
• Fifty year old men have £££
Why is it so important?
• News editors are, generally, fifty year old men

This completes my article, “why is there blanket coverage of this? Literally everything you need to know.”