Paul AHatees
paulahatees.bsky.social
Paul AHatees
@paulahatees.bsky.social
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A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Me trying to explain why the AD/Luka trade is so disorientating to my partner who doesn’t care about basketball at all:

“This is like Gandalf handing Aragorn over to Sauron for a war elephant to make the battle of Helms Deep easier.”

#NBAsky
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium
January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
theonion.com/rising-...
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Aaron Rodgers Shows Rookies How To Break Down Zapruder Film
theonion.com/aaron-rodger...
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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Yall please come look at this UNHINGED argument with what appears to be the official Hawaiian Punch account I’m in tears 😭 #HappyPunching 🧵
November 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.

His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM