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October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I made a thing...

My apologies to Brian Kidd, The Unipiper, he's actually a really nice guy! www.unipiper.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Now that we've officially entered the "PAPERS PLEAZE!!" phase, I have a modest proposal.

Since ICE can arrest and deport people without due process for not carrying ID, can we get some of them to start targeting those asshole "sovereign citizens"?
September 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Waiting to see Christopher Cross, Men At Work, and Toto. Brought to you by Metamucil...
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trump's meeting with Putin proves that when you do nothing but kiss someone's ass, all you can expect is shit in return.
August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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My answer to 50s nostalgia eviscerates it 20 different ways:
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Was 1957 America Better Than Today? (An Outright Rant!)
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May 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In all fairness to Hegseth, he probably just knocked back a couple of silver bullets and thought he was discussing a raid in Call Of Duty with his broskis.
March 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
To cover it they'll just own my garage and the rest of my yard. I'm still free to live there, but I'll need to pay to park my car or use my deck, bathrooms, or kitchen.

And now they're pissed that I haven't said thank you to them. I'm so disrespectful....
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The neighbor doesn't have to cover any damages, and there won't be any guarantees that he went try to steal the rest of my shit later. Oh, and now I have to pay the police for all the costs they incurred previously in helping me.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
But a new sheriff was recently elected (with some questionable campaign donations) and suddenly he's telling me that we just need to end the dispute by any means, so I should just let the neighbor just have my yard.
February 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I complained and tried to stop them, so they broke all my windows and tried to set my house on fire causing massive damage to it.

I asked for help and the police came in to help me stop it. They were initially very supportive and gave me tools to defend my home.
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Story time kids...

Once upon a time my much wealthier neighbor decided that since my yard was once part of their lot before they former owners sold it off that it's rightly theirs, and they started moving their shit onto it.
February 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Democracy dies in the dark, especially when we let oligarchs control the light switch.
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Because of an unfortunate typo, Trump is banning pastrami on rye. It's too much DELI...
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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If Trump is going to prevent Congress from spending our taxes as dictated by the Constitution, the obvious remedy is to not pay your taxes. For advice on how to do that, contact the Oval Office.
January 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If anyone's looking for a really great medical drama that isn't melodramatic, The Pitt is outstanding. I'm glad we stumbled across it!
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pete Hegseth getting a job he's grossly unqualified for just because the CEO saw him on TV and thinks he's a good "cultural fit" is exactly the type of thing that DEI could have prevented...
January 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Zuckerberg went on a rant about how corporations need more "masculine energy" and that he's found masculine energy from martial arts.
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM