Patrick H. Whitman
patrickhwhitman.bsky.social
Patrick H. Whitman
@patrickhwhitman.bsky.social
Girl dad, Derm Dude PA-C, Dodgers fan, and ally to marginalized peoples
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This repost is an endorsement
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hang it in the Louvre
Yoshinobu Yamamoto's Smile & Nod means:

"I'm about to Paint...
And there's nothing you can do about it." 🎯
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
@joshthomas.bsky.social Gausman just daring the Dodgers to swing at his middle/middle-in low 90s fastballs. If they were half as good as the Jays at connecting on them we’d have a much different score
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@chadmoriyama.bsky.social if I’m clinging to any hope today it’s because it was one bad (re: horrendous) inning. Sure there were threats but nothing came of it. You minimize or take out one bad inning and it’s game 1 Dodgers. I’m more upset with the offense then the pitching TBH
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Thanks Ernie!
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You GOTTA throw the fastball for a strike. Literally just ONE
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So the Supreme Court is about to roll back a provision in the Voting Rights Act that would prohibit using race as a factor in election districts. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool. Glad the fascists and racists are saying the quiet part out loud now
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Could use a few more runs here #dodgers #NLCS
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If the Dodgers staying at the Pfister hotel is Mookie sleeping offsite again?
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe seeing Treinen in the pen is what the offense needs to score
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Cannot fathom why the broadcast is stumbling over themselves about Luzardo in the 10th as he continues to fire the most cement mixer sweepers over the heart of the plate as the Dodgers just politely watch
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It only took Dave 6 outs to put in the closer in the 3 run game…
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Reds very clearly are not swinging at anything in the bottom of the zone for fear of Yamamoto’s dynamite splitter
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
JESUS LEAVE MUNCY ALONE
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Well that is a notable jump in velocity in the first inning tonight for Roki Sasaki…
September 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@joshthomas.bsky.social enough to make a man lose his marbles
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Gawwwwwwwwwdamn
holy hell Jung Hoo Lee caught the ball between his knees 🤯(the full speed shot was needed)
August 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@joshthomas.bsky.social I think this is pretty representative of Mookie’s season and his year at the plate
HR leaders if every MLB game was played w/ LLWS dimensions (most batted balls with projected distance of 225+ feet):

1. Betts - 190
2. Bellinger - 182
3. Tucker - 185
4. Kwan - 170
5. Ramírez - 169

24. Raleigh - 154
36. Ohtani - 145
43. Schwarber - 143
54. Judge - 136

325. Jose Iglesias - 42
hey @mikepetriello.bsky.social can we add Lamade Stadium to the Expected Home Runs by Park section of Baseball Savant just for today?
August 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At this rate I can’t watch the Padres series this weekend. It’ll be too frustrating
August 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It’s just hilarious at this point. How on earth can this team keep finding ways to ruin themselves
August 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
May just doesn’t have it today. Leaving a lot in the middle of the zone
July 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My kingdom for some goddamn defense
July 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@joshthomas.bsky.social realistically speaking at Dustin May: at the beginning of the season since clamored for him to be our closer due to his stuff being good but with his first strike percentage and location in the crapper is that even an option? (More to follow)
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM