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I still can’t get over Q being some techno wizard genius and the dumb MF plugs a USB into his networked computer rather than a dummy system.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s a reboot. How hard is this?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I thought it was a multiverse of Bonds
Wait… do the writers think that we think that the Daniel Craig bond and the Sean Connery bond are… the exact same person?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The only rival of any worth are the Giants because of the history. All other clowns are pretenders and pathetic ones at that
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They’re all Schrödinger’s free agent
There's no such thing as a "favorite" or a "front-runner" for any free agent right now, except maybe if it's a guy likely to stay in the same place. There's no "in the lead," there's no "close to the finish."

It's either signed or not signed.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
LOL another rival
Checking in on Blue Jays stuff and man we fucking broke them, JD Bunkis is out here talking about how the Dodgers are now the Jays' biggest rival, and that he thought about Muncy as a good get if we didn't pick up his option and it made him sick to his stomach
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wasn’t this the villain in The Rocketeer?
Bernard Hultman (1933)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Hultman is a member of the South High School football team, guard or tackle position.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I thought Maddux was the Professor
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When the shutdown ends and we have some cash to spare I’m treating myself to a Yamamoto jersey
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s hilarious they refused to stop gap with Ward this season over Conforto but are supposedly considering it next season
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This will never not be funny
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Poked around Twitter for a bit and meh no Ashley update
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Say do any of you know of a place that sells a Dodger cap in the military style?
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I wonder if ShoGM gonna make an appearance this offseason
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lazy
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@FabianArdaya It wouldn't surprise anyone to see the Dodgers pursue Kyle Tucker this winter. There's also a real scenario where they go for a stopgap option – perhaps even Ryan Ward – as they sort through their outfield this winter.

Story: https://t.co/nnSm1883qR
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🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted @FabianArdaya It wouldn't surprise anyone to see the Dodgers pursue Kyle Tucker this winter. There's also a real scenario where they go for a stopgap option – perhaps even Ryan Ward – as they sort through their outfield this winter. Story: https://t.co/nnSm1883qR
t.co
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who?
@JonHeyman tweeted
Dodgers have agreed to terms on a minor league contract with catcher Eliezer Alfonzo Jr, a client of the MAS Agency.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This can’t be real
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Damn. Now I’m talking myself into Murakami being a for real option for the Dodgers
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yes. Don’t get discouraged. Get active and vote for better candidates. Fix your hearts or die
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.

YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I can’t get the idea of Muncy as a bench bat out of my head. That does free up a lot of flexibility with the roster. Can use him to spell 3b 2b and 1b without missing a beat while keeping him fresh
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s the offseason. Do you think Ashley is active again on Twitter with her made up rumors?
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Murakami, COME ON DOWN
The #Dodgers will be as aggressive as anyone in free-agency this winter, per Bob Nightengale

LAD has freed up $87M with Clayton Kershaw, Michael Conforto, Chris Taylor, and Kirby Yates coming off the books this winter.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Any Moebius fans out there? I’m making a variant of that Pages catch drawing in a surreal Moebius dream style. So far it looks pretty good. Doing this because that catch still doesn’t feel real
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Normally I just dismiss rubbish rumor mongers on YouTube. But one said that the plan with Muncy is to use him in a leadership role off the bench rather than primary bat and glove. Huge grain of salt cuz they make shit up all the time but at 10M that’s not a bad idea
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM