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November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Right-wingers need to recognise that anti-Muslim scaremongering always makes it sound cool. Calling London “Londonistan”? Calling New York “New Mecca”? Sign me up 🕋
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Really appreciate Lily Allen making an album specifically for me, the person with no interest in her music but who loves gossip
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sexy barrel leg ecru jeans?
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is it a good thing that every United long ball ends up with Gravenberch driving uncontested through midfield
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
October 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running
September 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad
Some managers play chess. Some managers play checkers. Some managers play the fold-out tactics board during a biblical rainstorm whilst trailing a League Two team
August 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ready for Forest vs Palace, the Macbeth Derby #epl-live
August 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder.

And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e
July 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have made this point 100 TIMES.

"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).

I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.
obviously this is an especially cursed loadout, but the absolute ubiquity of pocketknife-as-male accessory is striking, even in relatively liberal spaces

"but maybe i need to open a package" come on. be honest with yourself
losing my shit at this
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Have been avoiding posting about Palestine anywhere because I have nothing valuable to add but how are we meant to do anything when we know that our governments are just watching genocide happen. Just desperately hope there are Nuremberg trials for all these fucks one day (Starmer etc included)
July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
From now on, hot people are not allowed to travel to Jurassic Park. Only uggos. We cannot continue to impoverish our gene pool like this
July 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This is amazing both for being wrong in its premise and in its explanation for its premise
July 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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the sperm whale, scientific or poetic, lives not complete in any literature. Far above all other hunted whales, his is an unwritten life.
June 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Anybody know any Americans who can be persuaded to post about their parochial political news on Bluesky, feels like we’re short on that here
June 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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structural explanations of the social causes of human behavior for my real friends, moral judgments based on an assumption of absolute individual responsibility for my sham friends
June 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It doesn’t matter how favourable the tactical match-up is, you can’t just play like shit in a Champions League final and win (except if you’re Man City that one time)
May 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Reject
Any
Partey
Extension
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM