patrickbabyboy
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if you want to claim you're a rugged individual i welcome you to take off your clothes walk into the woods and then contact me via email
this holiday season i invite everyone to harken back to simpler times when clankers just meant a huge pair of balls
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this holiday season i invite everyone to harken back to simpler times when clankers just meant a huge pair of balls
has corporate america tried acting like they don't have outright contempt for their customers? just a thought
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
has corporate america tried acting like they don't have outright contempt for their customers? just a thought
@netflix.com having rude fake traffic police blocking traffic to let people out of your garage in an already high traffic neighborhood is kind of a dick move, no?
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@netflix.com having rude fake traffic police blocking traffic to let people out of your garage in an already high traffic neighborhood is kind of a dick move, no?
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be lee pace
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be lee pace
thinking a lot about the power of nightmares, specifically:
"but now, they discovered a new role that restores their power and authority. instead of delivering dreams politicians now promise to protect us from nightmares."
"but now, they discovered a new role that restores their power and authority. instead of delivering dreams politicians now promise to protect us from nightmares."
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
thinking a lot about the power of nightmares, specifically:
"but now, they discovered a new role that restores their power and authority. instead of delivering dreams politicians now promise to protect us from nightmares."
"but now, they discovered a new role that restores their power and authority. instead of delivering dreams politicians now promise to protect us from nightmares."
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
"bitcoin fundamentals haven't changed" well it's hard for BTC fundamentals to change when it didn't have fundamentals in the first place
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"bitcoin fundamentals haven't changed" well it's hard for BTC fundamentals to change when it didn't have fundamentals in the first place
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I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
so they're seriously trying to run with "well actually it's ephebophilia" now??
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
so they're seriously trying to run with "well actually it's ephebophilia" now??
jacob elordi is just temu lee pace change my mind
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
jacob elordi is just temu lee pace change my mind
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
All I will say is the optics on this are not great
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
All I will say is the optics on this are not great
the current political landscape is making it feel like beauty is more than skin deep just sayin'
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the current political landscape is making it feel like beauty is more than skin deep just sayin'
because zohran can lockdown a certified baddie, i have no doubts about his ability to lead NYC
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
because zohran can lockdown a certified baddie, i have no doubts about his ability to lead NYC
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
all ya'll that didn't write me a cryptic note and/or make a lewd drawing for my birthday book will not be receiving my cryptic letter and/or lewd drawing for your birthday book. thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
all ya'll that didn't write me a cryptic note and/or make a lewd drawing for my birthday book will not be receiving my cryptic letter and/or lewd drawing for your birthday book. thank you for your attention to this matter.
wild how in seinfeld and frasier the titular character is the worst character in the show
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
wild how in seinfeld and frasier the titular character is the worst character in the show
hey idk this might be off base but maybe it's actually bad for all media to be owned by one company
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hey idk this might be off base but maybe it's actually bad for all media to be owned by one company
kind of hope graham platner keeps accidentally getting hate symbols tattooed on himself to cover up the old hate symbols he accidentally got tattooed on himself
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
kind of hope graham platner keeps accidentally getting hate symbols tattooed on himself to cover up the old hate symbols he accidentally got tattooed on himself