Would love to be one of those piss freak who’s dream is to be reincarnated as a bug getting peed on in a urinal. Life would be so simple.
July 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Would love to be one of those piss freak who’s dream is to be reincarnated as a bug getting peed on in a urinal. Life would be so simple.
Creating an LLM that’ll only answer your question after you SUCK IT OFF
July 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Creating an LLM that’ll only answer your question after you SUCK IT OFF
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i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
Starting a band that has the sound of nirvana but lyrically encourages bipartisanship and all coming to get her as one race— the human race
June 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Starting a band that has the sound of nirvana but lyrically encourages bipartisanship and all coming to get her as one race— the human race
Dui lover
Electric scooter lover
Electric scooter lover
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dui lover
Electric scooter lover
Electric scooter lover
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
Hello, as per our employee guidelines—intsantcartAI has been tracking the total kilograms of your car to try to prevent theft. As of 05:37am the total weight of your car was determined to be overweight by .005kgs. For safety reason instancartmalitia has be deployed and is en route to your home
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hello, as per our employee guidelines—intsantcartAI has been tracking the total kilograms of your car to try to prevent theft. As of 05:37am the total weight of your car was determined to be overweight by .005kgs. For safety reason instancartmalitia has be deployed and is en route to your home
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
Walking around in public holding my phone in the weirdest way possible hoping on person gives me attention
May 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Walking around in public holding my phone in the weirdest way possible hoping on person gives me attention
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
March 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Who doesn't love dogs jumping rope
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Who doesn't love dogs jumping rope
Lord help me my wife’s gone woke!
March 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Lord help me my wife’s gone woke!
My doctor is offering a season pass
March 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My doctor is offering a season pass
Great personality? ✅
Huge dick? ✅
Strong jawline? ✅
Perfect hair? ✅
5’7”? 😔
Huge dick? ✅
Strong jawline? ✅
Perfect hair? ✅
5’7”? 😔
January 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great personality? ✅
Huge dick? ✅
Strong jawline? ✅
Perfect hair? ✅
5’7”? 😔
Huge dick? ✅
Strong jawline? ✅
Perfect hair? ✅
5’7”? 😔
Wife left me because I’m addicted to playing township ads in between Tetris
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wife left me because I’m addicted to playing township ads in between Tetris
I can’t decide which full body deodorant I want for my big stinky pussy 😫
January 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can’t decide which full body deodorant I want for my big stinky pussy 😫
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me recording a front facing video in my house: alright folks we got another four long years ahead of us! it’s time to resist ✊
the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep
the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep
November 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
me recording a front facing video in my house: alright folks we got another four long years ahead of us! it’s time to resist ✊
the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep
the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep
Honking my horn with my ERECT PENIS because I’m too busy using my hands while donating to charity (distracted driving)
April 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Honking my horn with my ERECT PENIS because I’m too busy using my hands while donating to charity (distracted driving)
Cash cab but with sex
April 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Cash cab but with sex
My heart may be soft but my cock is HARD
January 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
My heart may be soft but my cock is HARD
Custom REAL cum necklace
December 14, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Custom REAL cum necklace
Someone make an nft of mE shittinG myself PLEAS
December 12, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Someone make an nft of mE shittinG myself PLEAS