@patiodude.bsky.social
Teacher. Dude. Super left. Gamer, Hunter of Monsters, Trainer of Pokémon, Survivor of Horror, and Player of Roles.
Yep. Totally sick.
“When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into school 10 minutes late or repeatedly hitting classmates with a thumbs-ups can be a red flag that a child is experiencing some totally sick behavior behind the scenes,”
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Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home
TUCSON, AZ—Expressing concerns after she observed several of the telltale warning signs, fourth-grade teacher Patricia Cormac told reporters Wednesday that she could tell a student in her class with spiky hair and sunglasses came from a rad home. “When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into […]
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May 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yep. Totally sick.
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Roses are red
Daisies are plain
Daisies are plain
April 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Roses are red
Daisies are plain
Daisies are plain
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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Why is White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt giving interviews on Fox News and nowhere else?
February 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why is White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt giving interviews on Fox News and nowhere else?
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Robert Reich nails it 👇
Tell Congress to pass the "Stop the Steal" bill to prevent Elon Musk from meddling with our payment systems and data here: bit.ly/4gnneKE
And then follow up with a phone call to (202) 224-3121
#ResistTrump
Tell Congress to pass the "Stop the Steal" bill to prevent Elon Musk from meddling with our payment systems and data here: bit.ly/4gnneKE
And then follow up with a phone call to (202) 224-3121
#ResistTrump
February 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Robert Reich nails it 👇
Tell Congress to pass the "Stop the Steal" bill to prevent Elon Musk from meddling with our payment systems and data here: bit.ly/4gnneKE
And then follow up with a phone call to (202) 224-3121
#ResistTrump
Tell Congress to pass the "Stop the Steal" bill to prevent Elon Musk from meddling with our payment systems and data here: bit.ly/4gnneKE
And then follow up with a phone call to (202) 224-3121
#ResistTrump
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Trump: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip."
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It’s Day 16.
Our country is being dismantled 24/7.
If “…just 53 days.” applies to us, like it did in 1933 Germany, that means March 13, 2025, could be the last day of our country, as we know it to be.
Tick tock, tick tock…
#SheShed
Our country is being dismantled 24/7.
If “…just 53 days.” applies to us, like it did in 1933 Germany, that means March 13, 2025, could be the last day of our country, as we know it to be.
Tick tock, tick tock…
#SheShed
February 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s Day 16.
Our country is being dismantled 24/7.
If “…just 53 days.” applies to us, like it did in 1933 Germany, that means March 13, 2025, could be the last day of our country, as we know it to be.
Tick tock, tick tock…
#SheShed
Our country is being dismantled 24/7.
If “…just 53 days.” applies to us, like it did in 1933 Germany, that means March 13, 2025, could be the last day of our country, as we know it to be.
Tick tock, tick tock…
#SheShed
Ugh, it needs to be stopped before it happens!
Shutting down the department of education was documented in project 2025
February 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ugh, it needs to be stopped before it happens!
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Good morning! Say it back!
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning! Say it back!
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russ vought is very plainly an enemy of the constitution open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
The Trump Executive Orders as “Radical Constitutionalism”
Much more than “test cases” may be at stake in Trump's aggressive claims of presidential authority
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February 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
russ vought is very plainly an enemy of the constitution open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
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America is being dismantled and destroyed by Robber Baron Brown Shirts!
No one is coming to save us!
We must stand United and fight them at every turn!
Pass it on!
No one is coming to save us!
We must stand United and fight them at every turn!
Pass it on!
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
America is being dismantled and destroyed by Robber Baron Brown Shirts!
No one is coming to save us!
We must stand United and fight them at every turn!
Pass it on!
No one is coming to save us!
We must stand United and fight them at every turn!
Pass it on!
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Sooooo…
Donald Trump opened two dams in California which hold precious water resources that farmers depend on.
Nearly flooding communities?
And the water isn’t even going to Los Angeles?
Where the fires are already out?
Bro is inept.
Donald Trump opened two dams in California which hold precious water resources that farmers depend on.
Nearly flooding communities?
And the water isn’t even going to Los Angeles?
Where the fires are already out?
Bro is inept.
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sooooo…
Donald Trump opened two dams in California which hold precious water resources that farmers depend on.
Nearly flooding communities?
And the water isn’t even going to Los Angeles?
Where the fires are already out?
Bro is inept.
Donald Trump opened two dams in California which hold precious water resources that farmers depend on.
Nearly flooding communities?
And the water isn’t even going to Los Angeles?
Where the fires are already out?
Bro is inept.
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Donald Trump is at home golfing in Florida.
Because of course he is.
Because of course he is.
February 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Donald Trump is at home golfing in Florida.
Because of course he is.
Because of course he is.
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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It’s hard to keep up with the constant evil and stupidity, which is by design. It’s meant to wear us down. Fuck it.
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s hard to keep up with the constant evil and stupidity, which is by design. It’s meant to wear us down. Fuck it.
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We’re ten days into Donald Trump’s presidency and it’s already a dumpster fire.
Which has deadly consequences.
Which has deadly consequences.
January 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We’re ten days into Donald Trump’s presidency and it’s already a dumpster fire.
Which has deadly consequences.
Which has deadly consequences.
So, Trump is blaming DEI on the tragedy in DC. How does making people aware of others force a crash like that? Anything to target the idea that there’s other types of people and blame it, huh?
January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, Trump is blaming DEI on the tragedy in DC. How does making people aware of others force a crash like that? Anything to target the idea that there’s other types of people and blame it, huh?