Austin Auclair
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patientrock.bsky.social
Austin Auclair
@patientrock.bsky.social
Quest and narrative designer. Location-based game expert and geocacher. I have too many hobbies. He/him.

www.PatientRock.com
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Murderworld is now available!

A text adventure where you play as the 1989 lineup of the X-Men as they fight to win back their weekend. It's got several playable characters over the course of multiple hours-worth of grand adventure and superhero drama.

patientrock.itch.io/murderworld 🦹🏼‍♀️
Google is desperate to force Gemini on me but a basic search in Gmail can’t find an email I sent last week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Guaranteed to make you mutter “jesus” at least once per issue.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’ve not sold a single copy of Crab Crawl on Itch (though I’ve put it into a couple charity bundles and gotten some nice notes from those), so here it is on special sale: patientrock.itch.io/crab-crawl
Crab Crawl by PatientRock
A hungry crab saves the bay.
patientrock.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So satisfying to trim the electric fungus in Ambrosia Sky in such a way that it kills the rest of the mycelium instantly. I’m not far in and the game’s got multiple little pleasing things like that.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Introducing : Tinytron 📺

A TV Combi desk toy with a 1.69" display that plays videos from a microSD or a remote computer over WiFi.

Project costs under 30€ and can be built in less than an hour, 3D print included! ⚡

So... who are you going to gift one to? 🤗

Files & docs: t0mg.github.io/tinytron
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Trying a hand-drawn approach with my next game. I'm incapable of drawing anything the same way twice so it's a whole process of scanning my doodle, rigging the body, printing out each frame of the animation to hand-color, and then scanning it all again.

We'll see if this idea survives development.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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still not really here much but have an IF Weekly Roundup!

tabitha-if.neocities.org/wr_11-22-25
IF Weekly Roundup, 22 November 2025
This week's IF news
tabitha-if.neocities.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hey, immersive, larp, ARG, theater and game folks: I'm working on Immersipedia and I'm linking out to other design/knowledge wikis like the Puzzle Hunt wiki, Nordic Larp wiki and Game Detectives, plus the whole WikiBruce archive. Are there any others I should be including?
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh cool! Naomi Alderman bought back Zombies Run! zombiesrungame.com

I haven’t checked it out in years because of my stupid knee, but it seemed Six to Start wasn’t holding together. I’m glad it can at least return to its original creator.
Zombies, Run!
zombiesrungame.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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omw to leave a comment on your Christmas Enjoyment post to let you know that i, the main character, don't enjoy the holidays
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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My favorite Becky Heineman game seems to be kinda a deep cut. Marvel at the character and rizz of 'The Tracer Sanction' with me in this lo-fi Let's Play if you like:

youtu.be/qvLud0n3kes?...

Thank you for everything-everything, Becky!
Lo-Fi Let's Play 26: The Tracer Sanction
YouTube video by Leigh Alexander
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me, adding to a pile of stuff on the landing: “definitely going to take that upstairs next time I go up there.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Almost finished with Midnight Suns and it’s a fascinating game of high highs and low lows. Chief among things that bug me is NPC dialog selection having mechanical consequences, but only for the positive. Found myself reloading to redo choices to get positive friend points, or worse, undo losses.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's this shit why I don't pop into Fortnite more often. Weekly huge updates. 25 minute download? Nah, that's my whole lunch break.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Random people in my office, who know I like and make video games, have been coming up to me to ask about the Steam Cube. I feel like this one might break containment.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Skin Deep
Fill in the blank:

Before you pick your Game of the Year, make sure you play _______
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me, throwing my credit card number at all these excellent indie games coming out that I’ll never have time to actually play.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A clown in full regalia was doing a comedy magic act at one of the most dangerous intersections in Washington, D.C. and I was so mad to not have any cash on me. She was so good!
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Our weekend with no internet meant some board games like Hot Streak were finally played. It’s a game where you bet on a mascot race and it’s lovely because everyone ends up yelling at the silly pieces. Highly recommend as it’s a quick play that also can accommodate a lot of players.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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IT LIVES!

I AM THE LAW with the help of @cuntersthompson.bsky.social who so graciously was let out of her cave by @2000ad.bsky.social. Podcasting is the crime, the sentence is listening. 🤯

Promos from @comicbookclub.bsky.social and @patientrock.bsky.social

playcomics.com/judge-dredd-...
Judge Dredd: Dredd vs Death with Chloe Maveal (In Orbit Every Wednesday, TRASH HUMPER)
Chloe Maveal from In Orbit Every Wednesday and TRASH HUMPER comes by to take a look at Judge Dredd and throw shade at Judge Death.
playcomics.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our home internet has been down all day and we get no cell service in our house so I have to step outside to do anything on my phone like I’m taking a cigarette break.

It feels appropriate because like smoking, the internet is slowly killing me.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Simpsons Fortnite lured me back in. Listen, ya’ll, Fortnite is silly fun. It just is.
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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We’re stoked to bring this project back and cant wait to share it with y’all 🍃 #ttrpg #ttrpgs #thequietyear #CapCut
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Windows 98 Plus: Mystery screensaver
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM