No. Kings.
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No. Kings.
@patient-957.bsky.social
Stand up and scream or die not trying.
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The law must always be grounded in fundamental principles such as equal rights and due process, or it becomes a tool of oppression.
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...
May 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just call me Flower.
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sure the chicken will kill you but at least you won’t have to read about Black airmen!
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Ok but that other 29% is hanging there like ripe fruit
It’s so beautiful 🥲
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I love that Pope Francis waited to leave this Earth until he got a final opportunity to let JD Vance know what a vile POS he is.
April 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.
April 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Sufficiently"...
April 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fookin El, same dude today...wow
Taking your dog for a walk while you ride your ebike blaring white noise is a new human species low. #whitenoise #ebike
April 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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How two presidents honored America's fallen soldiers.

Lithuania's president stood at attention at the funeral procession. America's went golfing.
www.yahoo.com/news/trump-g...
April 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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No matter how many Libs you own, you cannot trade in Libs for goods and/or services.
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer
theonion.com/the-oni...
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Crockett: To have the sitting AG go on Faux News and decide that she wanted to send a threat to me was wrong.. I don’t like Elon Musk. I’m going to say it 50,000 times.
April 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me erryday, anticipating the nuclear and financial hellstorm loading in this timeline. Fuuuuck Trump
a little girl in a blue dress is standing in front of a mirror with her hands in the air .
ALT: a little girl in a blue dress is standing in front of a mirror with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Taking your dog for a walk while you ride your ebike blaring white noise is a new human species low. #whitenoise #ebike
February 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
February 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Always my Gulf of Mexico. #googlemaps #smokeandmirrors
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
#Smile 3, currently filming
December 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
That feeling when you finish all your shopping for food, booze, and last-minute gifts. "Homebound: My Journey to Laziness" begins.....now. #xmas #wine
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM