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Pat Guarino
@patguarino.bsky.social
Interface artist, designer and illustrator often found somewhere in Michigan.

Formerly of Gearbox, Crystal Dynamics and 2K Marin.
You ever watch a beloved movie from your high school days and think “maybe I SHOULD go to that reunion after all!” Only to then remember that no one from the movie actually went to your high school, and it’d be mostly assholes in attendance? No, just me?
March 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Then oddly disconcerting effect of being in another room and hearing your computer make a notification sound you don’t recognize.

“Not teams, not slack, not discord. Did a meeting start? Build failed? What are you trying to tell me tiny chirp sound?!?”
February 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
High school - “You wont get extensions in the real world so you wont get them in this class.”

College - “Hey, life happens. Try and get me the assignment next class.”

Gamedev - “Yeah…we’ve decided to push the milestone out 6 months.”
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looking forward to four years of texts from Democrats.

“URGENT: RFK Jr is serving bear meat sandwiches in our public schools. Sign our petition to DEMAND he limit bear meat to only one meal per week.”
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I'm firmly in the "we don't know yet" camp, but

Young first-time voters breaking for Trump—young men 60-40 while young women go 55-45 for Harris—is some bleak shit.

& I can't help but look at young men at 60-40 and think: that's Joe Rogan, AsmngoId, the frothing anti-DEI ragers.

...That's gamers.
November 6, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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It's so funny it hurts
#production #gamedev
November 5, 2024 at 9:19 AM
*poke* *poke*
Come on, do your job tea.
November 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Weird that in a 50/50 race it feels like your candidate has to have everything break their way perfectly and the other candidate can just fall into the presidency. I don’t think that’s how math is supposed to work, but I draw pretty icon for a living, so who knows?
November 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Haven’t bluesky’d in about a year, but I have a feeling I’m going to need a place on Tuesday, for good or for ill, that is not accessible by extended family.

So…sup y’all?
November 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I just don’t know if I can social media anymore.
December 18, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Snowflakes spotted on Halloween night. Truly I have returned to the Midwest.
October 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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This *is* financial advice
youtu.be/5pYeoZaoWrA
October 1, 2023 at 12:03 AM
The production design of the 2001 “Thirteen Ghosts” deserved a much better movie.

Industrial design meets glass brick meets overly ornate brush script Latin. You certainly were a thing that was released in the early aughts.
October 1, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Defeated Don Draper voice: “This business is rigged.”
September 28, 2023 at 4:35 PM
This explains some things.
September 20, 2023 at 2:21 AM
I’ve got a soft spot for the “This suburb is so god damn boring we’ve gotta fuck everything up.” genre of film.
September 20, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Sci-fi games really can’t resist that “Earth? Why would we go back to that shithole?!?” narrative trope.
September 17, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Bethesda hire a UX designer challenge.
September 17, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Honestly amazed at the amount of goodwill Unity has managed to burn through in one day. The gamedev subreddit is filled with wannabe developers asking which engine to switch to. Even if the rule change wouldn’t have hit them, the mistrust is now baked in.
September 15, 2023 at 12:15 AM
The Embracer group still owes Gearbox employees several years of payments including cash and stocks. I don’t know what happens in the event of a Gearbox sale, but prior game industry history doesn’t make me optimistic for the rank and file.
September 12, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Not getting a pickle spear with your deli sandwich…

Pre-2020: aw man, someone screwed up.

Now: SHRINKFLATION HAS COST US EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR
September 9, 2023 at 5:52 PM
* crumbles into dust *
September 9, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Hello brain.
I’d like to reschedule your productive hours.
11pm to 3am isn’t ideal.
Is there a setting somewhere?
Cheers.
September 6, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Embracer Group out there “restructuring” studios into smoking holes in the ground. Godspeed Volition folks.
August 31, 2023 at 5:34 PM