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Patchimus
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TheWizardPatchimus on Twitch and Instagram. I like building and painting stuff.
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Patchimus @patchimus.bsky.social · Nov 17
Jumping on here to secure my username - Follow if you like goblins x
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@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social you were asking for British folklore stories ahead of your live shows - probably a bit late now, but I highly recommend this book British Folk-Tales and Legends by Katherine Briggs. She spent her entire career traveling the country collecting folk stories.
Front cover of British Folk-Tales and Legends by Katherine Briggs. Originally published in the 1970s I think...
May 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Replaying Assassin's Creed Black Flag and these optional objectives sound like the evil version of a @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social outro

#assassinscreed #pirates #sidequest #blindboypodcast
Quest details on the pause screen of Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The optional objectives are to "Shoot an iguana" and "air assassinate an ocelot"
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Anyone else seeing this goddamn ad on YouTube all the time? Obviously AI generated. The video version of the ad is just stolen TikTok footage of real puppies, claiming to be a state of the art robot. I keep reporting and it keeps cropping up. #AIslop #AIscams #YouTube #Welcometothefuture
An AI generated image of a tiny dog is being used to sell robot dogs, claiming a flash 40% off sale. This is clearly a scam. Report if you see it
March 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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My advice to fellow #foreverDMs when you finally get the chance to sit down at a table as a player? Go barbarian. Every time. We spend so much time creating puzzles and histories that it's really refreshing just to shut the brain off and just chop mu'fukas in half for a night

#TTRPG #DnD #RPG
March 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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That’s right. 🇺🇦
March 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
patchimus.bsky.social
I've named an area in my ocean setting "The Swallows" which I think is a suitably foreboding name for an area that sailors would avoid, and sounds cool as fuck.

However I realise it also sounds like an establishment that said sailors would frequent during shore leave.

#ForeverDM #Homebrew #DnD
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Yeah but can you really call it a pirate map if you haven't absolutely battered it and soaked it in tea overnight?

I mean talk about a "Home Brew" am I right everybody?? 🤡

#DnD5e #DnD2024 #TTRPG #FantasyMapmaking #Pirates #TreasureMap #Homebrew #GhostsofSaltmarsh
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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As my upcoming DnD campaign is nautical themed with fancy maps and everything I wanted a fancy compass. Originally I just intended to "borrow" @dysonlogos.bsky.social compass design from Ghosts of Saltmarsh, but when I drew it it looked like a Sea Turtle so I kinda went with it

#DnD5e #DnD2024
Lovely compass design from the Saltmarsh Region map as drawn by Dyson Logos My version of the same. I couldn't get out my head that the tiny little spikes looked like feet, and that the circle was a shell. A first pass at a Sea Turtle themed compass, to be displayed on fictional maps of islands and oceans The final design I settled on. Made simpler, and including little points on the shell for east and west. I like the idea that the flippers represent NE, SE, NW and SW
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I also made a map for the new campaign. Planning to run a hybrid of homebrew, Ghosts of Saltmarsh and Tales From the Yawning Portal. Set in a Carribbean type archipelago with pirates and sea monsters.

Should be fun!!

#ForeverDM #Mapmaking #DnD5e #DnD2024 #HomebrewDnD #Pirates #PirateMaps
A crude map of a fictional group of islands called the Midas Archipelago. Based loosely on the Carribbean during the Golden Age of Piracy. Drawn in ink on A4 printer paper, I plan to do the classic staining with teabags trick later on 🦜⚓☠️
February 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
patchimus.bsky.social
Starting a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign this week!

I find nothing reinvigorates your creativity as a forever-DM like a new group of players.

Using this as an excuse to peruse the new rules. And by peruse, I mean go all in because fuck it.

#Dungeonsanddragons #DnD5e #ForeverDM #DnD2024
February 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
patchimus.bsky.social
Finally decided to watch Andor, having put it off for years. I've heard it's one of the best #StarWars projects from pretty much everybody who's seen it.

#Andor #DisneyPlus
February 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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More Red Dead Redemption 2 photography. This game is v pretty

#reddeadredemption2 #rdr2 #videogaming #videogamephotography #photomode #rockstargames #arthurmorgan
A scenic vista looking east across the Dakota River towards New Hanover. A railway bridge spans the mouth of the river A shady character smokes a cigarette under the light of a street lamp in Van Horn. A run-down wooden building is shrouded in darkness in the background. Two men stand in a small rowboat on a lake in the Grizzly Mountains. The man in the background is fishing. The man in the foreground leans forward to better see the fish. A man stands alone in the darkness surrounded by ancient cave paintings. He is holding up a lantern to view the images painted on the wall
January 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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“The value of art is not how much it costs and how little effort it requires. It’s how much would you risk to be in its presence.”

- @realgdt.bsky.social, regarding AI
October 30, 2024 at 4:20 AM
patchimus.bsky.social
#OkGo are The Wiggles but for people in their 40s
January 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Been replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and playing around with the photography mode

#reddeadredemption2 #rdr2 #videogaming #videogamephotography #photomode #rockstargames #arthurmorgan
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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@1030.bsky.social created a robotic Patrick Moore off of GamesMaster, which helped me find a harmonica in Red Dead Redemption 2. We truly live in a magical age.

Video's quite loud just a heads up.
January 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Been enjoying me some Gunpla recently. Got a base for doing poses and everything.

#Gunpla #toyphotography #modelmaking #modelkits
January 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Red Dead Redemption x Breaking Bad. The crossover would essentially be Yellowstone but DRUGS
thepaladinjournal.bsky.social Abhinav aka The Paladin Journal @thepaladinjournal.bsky.social · Dec 21
This is once again doing the rounds. Amazing and big props to @jewelknightjess.com !

For my part, the unholy abomination created is World of WarCraft x The Witcher. That definitely fits haha.
December 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 19,1952
NANCY - By Ernie Bushmiller ANYTHING- - CAN HAPPEN- - IN A -- COMIC STRIP ( NANCY HAS WALKED UP A WALL AND IS STANDING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE CEILING)
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Been playing a wee bit of #MarvelRivals this weekend. I've not played a hero shooter since Overwatch the first, and I'm finding it really scratches that colourful, energetic PVP itch.

It's free to play, and I would recommend it if you're looking for something new to try
December 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
Breaking Bad probably could have gone on for another season or two if Walter White just laid off the red wine. Two glasses in and he's pretty much confessing smdh
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite #Heisenberg #DrinkResponsibly
December 6, 2024 at 9:36 PM
patchimus.bsky.social
These things are so much fun to pose holy shit

#Gundam #Gunpla #toyphotography #modelmaking
December 6, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Me the morning after boshing a vindaloo am I right lads?

Seriously though these flame effects are cool as fuck

#gundam #gunpla #anime #minaturephotography #toyphotography #modelmaking #modelkits
HG Gunpla Kamiki Burning Gundam. A Japanese model kit of a space robot. Flames coming out the back.
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM