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Pheebs
@patches0047.bsky.social
she/her it/its, 22, Minors DNI. Writer, Worldbuilder, self styled internet funnywoman. Profile picture by Pankallisti. Banner provided by mother nature herself.
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Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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well, in response:
(god I wanna play more commander)
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀

Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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[THE COMMON GROUNDS]

Back to work ♥
November 1, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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witch of void
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Pigeon-wyverns are the smallest of the pest-dragons. They’re never larger than a human hand, and seem to subsist entirely on stolen chips.

Gently squeeze one to light a cigarette.
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake season 2 begins with THE HARE AND THE SPROUT, written/storyboarded by @krismukai.bsky.social @hannakdraws.bsky.social @mayapetersen.bsky.social @charmainevee.bsky.social & @scrotumnose.bsky.social

Premiering October 23rd on @hbomax.bsky.social!
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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i like this
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Cards.
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/DtTEzEfWsAAXEv_.jpg
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sesbian Lex Luthor
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You ever think about the sheer amount of cosmic nothing that manages to hide between the illusion of distance, as if the sky is a dense tapestry of lights and not scattering sparks in a dark endless forge? So yeah, that's why you should jack off to whatever fictional porn you want
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know that feeling of getting sleepy in the sun?

That's actually the sun stealing your life force! That's how it keeps burning and how it gives energy to plants.

Stay tuned for more fun facts
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Me with men who pretend to be dogs as a sex thing: you’re my very good boy and I love you unconditionally. Your devotion and trust are everything to me

Me with my actual dogs: Wretched beast. Cretin. Your weakness disgusts me. I am going to siphon your life essence to sustain myself. Get a job
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
pedagogy?

No! Pet a goggy...
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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*Some teenager with a roblox account*: Feral art is WRONG and GROSS how DARE you sexualize cartoon animals!

*Every chainsmoking pro-animator decades ago*: I gotta make these animals more fuckable. If people don't want to dick down this dog after seeing them onscreen I'm going to kill myself.
July 10, 2023 at 4:52 PM
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Whoa Big Mama
#ocart #fantasyart
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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dropped everything i was doing to draw this
August 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM