Parynoid
parynoid.bsky.social
Parynoid
@parynoid.bsky.social
A guy, in a place, doing stuff.
Bean is an incredibly pretty girl, she is also a monster. Cats are complex creatures.
February 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I didn't put my turkey in the fridge, despite the hundreds of people I have seen post that I should. It's partially due to the fact that I don't follow your rules, and partially due to the fact that I don't have a turkey. More the first part though in my heart.
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Bean.
November 12, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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I’m really only half joking when I say this shit is like how you give an old dog everything he’s ever wanted to do in life the day before you take him to the vet one last time
There's something wrong with Trump.
October 31, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Reilly is my most awkward boy and he's the best.
October 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Donald McDonald
October 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Just pulled through a McDonalds drive through and the guy that took my order couldn’t stop talking about Arnold Palmers giant hog.
October 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Caturday vibes from Leela.
October 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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When do we get to eat the rich?!
We never get to do what *I* wanna do it's not fair
October 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Oh, so when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live in absolute squalor it’s “radical” and “tubular” but when Asmongold does it, it’s “gross” and “disgusting”.
October 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I saw a pile of cats today at a cat cafe.

That's it.
October 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Leela slep
October 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Deep red Washington County, WI with the insane takes and completely fabricated statistics on immigrant murder rate. "Analysis" of what literally one person believes leads them to print a headline that illegal immigrants love murder. Love living with such idiots who will unflinchingly believe this.
October 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Happy caturday!

-Bean
October 12, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My orange dude cat, Reilly J. Fry, curls up so nicely that you just wanna bounce him like a basketball.
October 11, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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This, and any account I have or will operate, is primarily a “Space Olympics” fan account.

Takes more than a minute to drop the premise, just lets you soak in the vibes and hubris.

Doesn’t hurt its rep that more and more of the world has a “Space Olympics” feel to it
October 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Why thing so cute? Tharnks.
October 11, 2024 at 12:43 AM
My sweet cat gals Bean and Leela focused on a baby squirrel that looks like it would be a wonderful friend... yeah that's it, they want to be friends with it.
October 9, 2024 at 4:08 AM
#caturday Leela, Reilly, and Bean all wish you a nice weekend
October 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
My precious squirrel cat, Leela.
October 3, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Leela had to get her kitty teeth cleaned due to the stankiest breath you would never guess could come from such an adorable creature. Now she hides and makes me feel like the worst person on planet Earth. But the joy I will feel when she eventually forgives me is going to be immeasurable. Damn cats.
October 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
The Catvengers have assembled, major chipmunk threat detected.
October 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I always have so many Dungeons and Dragons ideas, and this terrasque has been sitting unassembled. I finally found a use for him in a side story to the main campaign I run, but now I realize I set myself up for the task of painting it. I never cease to burden my future self when I DM.
September 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Bean the cat with the death stare!
September 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM