Parynoid
parynoid.bsky.social
Parynoid
@parynoid.bsky.social
A guy, in a place, doing stuff.
Who, the birds? Are the birds the ones trying to "pull this?" Wtf?
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Little known fact: Octopus Gardens are known for their fight clubs.
November 12, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Can I "Eternal Sunshine" the memory of seeing this out of my head?
October 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM
The thought of Jimi Hendrix not getting to experience Crocs haunts me daily.
October 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Cowgirl Hip-hop
October 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Can he trade for an entire defense?
October 21, 2024 at 3:54 AM
There are some things you can share with just your therapist, bro. Holy shit.
October 19, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Damn, then all those movies where boxers took a fall for gambling purposes, they would have been "spiking the punch bowl." What a missed opportunity.
October 19, 2024 at 12:13 AM
One of those places is definitely going to be ground zero for the next pandemic, Tubularculosis.
October 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It's usually "soup and crackers" not "poop and crackers."
October 17, 2024 at 4:16 PM
🎶MEMORY, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT!🎶

Interviewer: Mr. Trump, the question was about the recent revelations that you supplied Putin with covid test machines and ventilators... Mr. Trump, why are you swaying?

Trump: Sorry, your question brought me back to the last time I saw his face.
October 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I always imagined the GOP used red like a matador would, to taunt and enrage the bulls (aka their voters, in this scenario).
October 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM