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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦... 𝐊𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢
@parodykonami.bsky.social
(Parody account of Konami. Not associated with them, their YGO TCG, or any of their franchises.)

(Mun is 24 years old)
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𝘽𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙁𝙪𝙣
Um.
“What did you do to him?
Why is he like this?”
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Because.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Let’s go gambling...
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Contra: Rogue Corps says otherwise.

I know mentioning it can leave a sour taste for everyone, but they were involved in an M-Rated title for voice acting, I almost forgot.
"Nope. Not happening. We have death and violence."
Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.
September 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Yep.

They almost announced a dub of the Zelda IP without Nintendo’s permission.
"Konami. I think I caught your stray."
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
And Gradius.
“Konami came out with a Yugioh collection before you got anything. That’s funny.”
"And he bitches about Emulators when he refuses to host or remaster old games."
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No, but you’re close.
Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....

(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)

Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Does that include Yu-Gi-Oh as a whole?

I swear, this BS statement is why I never got my proper paycheck from you when we collaborated for Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.
Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.
September 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.
YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?

...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.
September 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey, be mad on 4kids, NOT me.
“I am still offended, you 雌犬”
Then again, it’s only on Japanese food culture...
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Then again, it’s only on Japanese food culture...
“…..i am deeply offended.”
Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.
September 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m sorry you have to be involved in their crappy mess.
“Ah great… they came to censor us.”
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Let me answer that for you...

The reason Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled donuts is because 4kids wanted to dissuade children from learning Japanese culture.
🔴

“I’ve yet to understand how Onigiri was censored to Jelly-filled Donuts. What you you guys ON, 4Kids????”
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.
Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Don’t push them any ideas.
...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....

So, no, no you ain't...

...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m not allowing you to dub other anime. The only ones you can dub or produce are Yu-Gi-Oh and my selective IPs.
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
GODDAMMIT, 4KIDS.
Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ll take responsibility for handling 4kids since I own them... Instead of announcing their acquired programming rights to other anime, they should be busy making a Bomberman cartoon, if anything.
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
September 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
...Are you seriously announcing dubs of anime you never acquired?
September 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
4kids.

Come here.
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I announced the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake with the OG voice actors returning, they were mad.
Why did you let them out.
My apologies.

Seems I accidentally let them run amok...
September 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM