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The other founding half of #𝐀𝐭𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐡
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Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while...
...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....
...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....
Now buying the rights and license to the Halloween holiday.
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while...
...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....
...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....
Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place...
Couldn't be me!
Couldn't be me!
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place...
Couldn't be me!
Couldn't be me!
We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...
Critic scores says otherwise.
Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about!
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...
Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about!
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about!
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...
In conclusion, I win. :)
>This whole statement made Nintendo lose their minds...<
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In conclusion, I win. :)
Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....
(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)
Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)
Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
Turn it to a game show by attracting the best Frogger players in the world.
YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh....
(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)
Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
(Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot)
Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?
*ahem*
...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -
...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -
The summoning partners to fight for you mechanic.
...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.
September 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*ahem*
...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -
...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -
YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...of your Persona anime? No. What 4kids SHOULD BE doing to continue the Yu-Gi-Oh English dubs and produce original content, like the one Frogger reality show I gave them to work on.
Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?
...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.
Like I said, every monster media franchise - SMT, Digimon, Monster Rancher - all copied Pokémon.
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.
Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...
Don’t push them any ideas.
...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...
...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
Announcing a Persona 5 4kids Dub.
September 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll....
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
So, no, no you ain't...
...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!
We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab...
as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.
...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...
as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.
...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab...
as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.
...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...
as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours.
...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...
Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles...
...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?
...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?
First off, TMNT 2003 was one of my best works that isn’t anime., and I know a certain orange splat company acquired it.
As for the Kirby anime dub...
Let’s just say...
As for the Kirby anime dub...
Let’s just say...
Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles...
...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?
...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?
Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?
Ah, so you heard of me and my legacy.
Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
September 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?
Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
September 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...
...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...
“Y-yes, but still. Owning that kind of patent can kill off a genre... And that’s what Nintendo has been doing recently.”
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That means tossing an object to summon a creature that if far enough will engage in auto combat but if you're closer, it will be normal combat.
At least, that's what I gathered from reading all 45 pages.
Buuuuut even then it's scummy to try and patent a game mechanic, original or not, sooooo...
That means tossing an object to summon a creature that if far enough will engage in auto combat but if you're closer, it will be normal combat.
At least, that's what I gathered from reading all 45 pages.
Buuuuut even then it's scummy to try and patent a game mechanic, original or not, sooooo...
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...
I... read the whole thing?
And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...
Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.
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And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...
Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.
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“S-sorry, but have you seen what the Big N has done recently?”
D-Don't drag us into this???
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I... read the whole thing?
And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...
Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.
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And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent...
Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game.
-
D-Don't drag us into this???
“I can see ATLUS debunking Nintendo’s claim for owning the summoning mechanics....
Square? They’re doing their own thing, and besides, having a Disney character as a summon in KH feels all the better since said series is a sister franchise to Final Fantasy.”
Square? They’re doing their own thing, and besides, having a Disney character as a summon in KH feels all the better since said series is a sister franchise to Final Fantasy.”
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"We own the rights to the summoning mechanic!"
NO YOU GUYS DON'T! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE FIRST COMPANY TO DO IT!
SHIN MEGAMI TENSI!? FINAL FANTASY!? HELLO!?
"We own the rights to the summoning mechanic!"
NO YOU GUYS DON'T! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE FIRST COMPANY TO DO IT!
SHIN MEGAMI TENSI!? FINAL FANTASY!? HELLO!?
September 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
D-Don't drag us into this???
That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him.
I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.
I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.
“Uh-huh. I shadow dropped the new collection in favor of god over in Japan because apparently, the hardcore ‘gamers’ refuse to play Rock’s easy baby games in the States...”
Star Force collection?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him.
I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.
I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.
Star Force collection?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Star Force collection?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks.
...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?
Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???
It’s an apology to her for not being included in a Mario Kart game.
Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???
Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
Jack Bros. is back.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
Nintendo, explain yourself.
Jack Bros. is back.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jack Bros. is back.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.
...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.
Do I own this Passive Aura?
September 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.
You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console...
I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...
I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...
Why would I make the controller go on a hike price? Besides, have you seen the scalpers put a high price on my poor child at eBay & Amazon? They treat his controller variant like Astro is special or anything.
...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller?
I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...
I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...
September 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console...
I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...
I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...