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Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER.

Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group

(Mun is 24 years of age)
Pinned
The Happiest Place on Earth

❤️ & 🔄?
a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
ALT: a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
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🐭“Correction: it’s possible. Unless you’ve watched Kim Possible, ha ha.”
"Actually impossible. Waaaay over your head on this one."
🐭“Now raiding Valve so I can buy the rights and license to Steam. Ha ha.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
🐭“Now raiding Valve so I can buy the rights and license to Steam. Ha ha.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
*You own me, Daddy Michael.

🐭“I fixed your sentence. My master owns you and Nintenfuck, meaning I OWN YOU.”
"I own you bitch."
🐭“Under a false identity. You can’t fool me, fuckass. Ha ha.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
🐭“Under a false identity. You can’t fool me, fuckass. Ha ha.”
"... Go to you're room. Im your dad now."
🐭“Two can play at this game.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
🐭“Two can play at this game.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
🐭:
a person holding a red light saber in the dark .
ALT: a person holding a red light saber in the dark .
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December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
🐭“Yes, I’m still here. I’ll continue what my master left off. Ha ha.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Reposted by Disney
The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.

Farosh
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
🐭 “...Of course my master died. Ha ha.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Disney died...

AGAIN.
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
a pile of brown powder on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown powder on a white background
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December 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
WHAT THE FUCK.
".... GUYS! I OWN DISNEY NOW! IMMA MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT AGAIN!"

GIVING BACK THE RIGHTS AND LICENSES BACK TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS!!!!
Take off my business suit.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Take off my business suit.
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
And I’ll make sure it’ll never happen with the snap of my fingers.
I'm going to set your fucking castle on fire.
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
//I don’t know man, but I should figure out what to write for the when entering the New Year... Or write something down before the end of 2025. Who knows?
aw man. that's fair but aw man.

maybe.... disney can actually lock in... and stop buying the most obscure shit in the history of ever...
OOC.

//Nah, I feel it would be the same as the one months back. Perhaps... Disney locking in with ruthless strength?
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Actually
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
OOC.

//Nah, I feel it would be the same as the one months back. Perhaps... Disney locking in with ruthless strength?
can it be Disney Fucking Dies The Sequel™️
OOC.

//1K Followers. 1K followers on this parody account here. To write a special RP post or nah?
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yes.
“You REALLY wanna do that?
After all the jokes about their writing?
Hmmm?~”
Now buying VivziePop
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
OOC.

//1K Followers. 1K followers on this parody account here. To write a special RP post or nah?
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
No

Fuck YOU.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Wuss.
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Donut holes the dragon, no miss.

GGs.
Eats the mouse in dragon form, no miss
SHUT UP, LET ME SPEAK FACTS.
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
SHUT UP, LET ME SPEAK FACTS.
CAN IT AI USER!
I heard Nintendo loves to brick anyone’s Switch-Bitch 2, should they attempt to mod it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Where the fuck is your reliable source.
You first you overgrown gecko.

Also, ya owe me one, i convinced Lucifer to take the Infinity Gauntlet from Disney... turns out i owe 30% of Disney and Luci owns 40%~
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM