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Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER.

Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group

(Mun is 24 years of age)
Pinned
The Happiest Place on Earth

❤️ & 🔄?
a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
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🐭“Now opening a Dark Fountain in Raccoon City. Ha ha.”
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
🐭“Been there, done that.”
"Burn."
🐭“I officially own Death Mountain, ha ha. Now turning it into Space Mountain 3.0.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
🐭“I officially own Death Mountain, ha ha. Now turning it into Space Mountain 3.0.”
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🐭“Now changing the name Spider-Man to Fuckass-Man. Ha ha.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
🐭“I’m selling Jeff the Shark, who wants him? Ha ha.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
🐭“If Metal Sonic the Clanker loses in the next Death Battle, I’m buying his rights and license. Ha ha.”
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 AM
a green laser beam is coming out of a hole in the earth
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February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
🐭 “I own #SwordSunday. Ha ha.”
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
🐭“Opening a Dark Fountain in every Pokémon region, ha ha.”
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
🐭“Clanker, alien, who gives a shit what you are?”
-

Incorrect! I am an alien. Get it right, rodent!
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
🐭“Is that a clanker I spy? Ha ha.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
🐭“Replacing the Daily Bugle with...”
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
🐭“Do I own this Tomodachi Life IP? Ha ha.”
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
🐭“Do I own this DiscussingFilm? Ha ha.”
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
🐭“AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIT”
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Constructing a Disneyland on what was once used to be the Daily Bugle.
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
🐭“...Don’t tell me... Are you here for. The paycheck, or...?”
" Usually showing up uninvited is my thing.

That doesn't explain the staring. "
🐭“I asked you first, so....”
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
🐭“I asked you first, so....”
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
🐭“What? Ha ha.”
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
🐭“....”
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Disney
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
🐭“Now buying the South Park I.P. from Paramount. Ha ha.”
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
🐭“Ha ha.”
"Oh for fuck sake not these dickwads..."
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by Disney
"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!"

ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!
a group of south park characters are standing on a street
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February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM