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@parodysega.bsky.social
THIS IS A PARODY ACC
“ 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇“
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“ 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇“
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Pinned
“ So we haven’t died.
Yet. “
Yet. “
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
“ So we haven’t died.
Yet. “
Yet. “
Merry Christmas from SEGA — !
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Merry Christmas from SEGA — !
This is what we do to parasites
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is what we do to parasites
We put up 0 points Sonic
Hey guys, hope I'm not too late!
…Huh?! It's over already?!
…Huh?! It's over already?!
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We put up 0 points Sonic
Go for it
I need a turkey, a rubber band, a singular bullet, sum' condoms, n' a cucumber .
Kill nintendo
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Go for it
Kill nintendo
Gimme a game spot ...
What.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Kill nintendo
SEGA pushes Nintendo down a flight of stairs.
They love me.
People hate you
I hate you
I hate you
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
SEGA pushes Nintendo down a flight of stairs.
People hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Stop hoping to believe you'd stand a chance.
Stop rigging.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Stop rigging.
No. You suck on mine.
You lost not once, but three times.
You lost not once, but three times.
Suck my dick
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Stop rigging.
What.
Oi so like, new business idea—
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What.
Suck my dick
No, you.
Your precious racing crossworlds game was never going to win.
Your precious racing crossworlds game was never going to win.
Die
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Suck my dick
Die
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Die
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“ Ah I see, well may he rest in peace. “
Jim Ward, the voice actor of Captain Qwark from Ratchet & Clank, passed away. That’s why I’m not attending the Game Awards today.
“ Huh no PlayStation.
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“ Ah I see, well may he rest in peace. “
“ Huh no PlayStation.
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“ Huh no PlayStation.
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “
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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
Good luck
We all know Mario Kart world is going to win best racing game. Donkey Kong Bananza takes best family game
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Good luck
“ Hey it’s not like that look — ! “
Running after him, this was a misunderstanding guys..
(The writer hopes so.)
Running after him, this was a misunderstanding guys..
(The writer hopes so.)
".
WELP, I'm heading back to Merge Games, see the rest of you guys later."
WELP, I'm heading back to Merge Games, see the rest of you guys later."
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“ Hey it’s not like that look — ! “
Running after him, this was a misunderstanding guys..
(The writer hopes so.)
Running after him, this was a misunderstanding guys..
(The writer hopes so.)
“ Anyway, yeah we use AI. “
Points to Metal Sonic, slowly typing code.
Points to Metal Sonic, slowly typing code.
“Huh...”
“ Breaking the fourth wall for a second here..
I am just a parody, I don’t know what SEGA is doing sigh.. “
I am just a parody, I don’t know what SEGA is doing sigh.. “
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“ Anyway, yeah we use AI. “
Points to Metal Sonic, slowly typing code.
Points to Metal Sonic, slowly typing code.
Closes the door, with metal Sonic writing code.
"Sega."
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Closes the door, with metal Sonic writing code.