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𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
@miracleprxnce.bsky.social
“Make way for the Shellcore Master!” Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!]

Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
Pinned
{THEY CAME FROM THE CHAOSVERSE!}

>[Recent Cases]
>[The Miracle Files]
Investigate the Case? >[Yes] [No]
𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙩 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙥!
He wouldn't mind. Just make sure Sonic isn't on any of the screens.. or banners... or standees.
If a friend suggested the idea of starting the day with a morning run, how would your muse respond?
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
"YES!
KILL!!!"
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
"I didn't say anything at all! It's just...
W-Why that dress in particular, hmmm??? All the ones he could have chosen and he went with the most BLAMD one possible!!!"
“...Alex, just admit the fact Amigo’s crossdressing ability is weirding you out.”
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"Whaaaaatt???
Noooooooooo...."
“Don’t tell me you’re weirded out by Amigo crossdressing in one of my performances in the past...”
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"..."

He just makes a weird face.
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Reposted by 𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
“ Please Gaia in the earth

I wanna enjoy more chilidogs, let that blue gumball fuck fumble. “
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 AM
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
🕵️ {I'm not sure what entirely happened, but if you ask me, it would make sense why we would have some controversy like on Twitter

The internet is full of people of all types, bad ones included. As long as there's a place to talk to others, there's also those kind of people
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
🕵️ {not sure if this counts as a writer acc but my main is @spyhound24.bsky.social if anyone's interested-)
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"What sucks about workout is that somewhere out there, there's a bastard who's casually getting another ability with little effort.

Makes me want to break their legs so they remember what pain is. Or their arms. Either one works."
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Whatever. I'm spending Christmas with my girlfriend."
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"I'm more surprised that the battle hungry maniac has a job that ISN'T related to fighting."
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Sega don't you even think about surrendering to that cheese-chomper, I am looking directly at you while I may or may not have the Ebon Blasters on hand right now."
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Okay, if there was EVER a good enough time for that blue, speedy prick to speed into this mess, NOW WOULD BE THE TIME!"
>Officially signing the treaty where Nintendo is going to be owned by Disney... Starting today.
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"... it means everything."

Oh boy here we go.
“What? It was a genuine question!
I have no idea what’s going on!”
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Noted and immediately ignored.

"NiGHTS, can I punt it?"
“Ask Rise-senpai’s permission first.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"EXTRA LIVES FOR ONE PARTY AND NOT THE OTHER IS A SIGN OF EXTREME BIAS, I'M TELLING YOU-"
“That....

That explains why Luigi lost to him in a certain Death Battle episode.”
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On the topic of Tails. I have one question to ask... Does he have like, infinite lives or something? Every time I'm playing a Sonic game, he always respawns! He's gotta be hacking!
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"NIIIIIICE!"
“FINALLY

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH.”
NiGHTS and their Extreme Gear, the Dream Sleeper, will be available to everyone on December 24th for free!

Simply log into the game at 7PM ET to be able to play as them
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Don't worry, Rock! I'll do it for you!"

Ahem-
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"I know your food choice is horrendous but WHAT THE-"
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Probably a cool streamer headset that fits her nicely! Or maybe that karaoke machine she always wanted back then...
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"MY MAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
-IS FUCKING SCURRYING AROUND THE BASE AND TOWN WITH FLYERS-

“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAAAY!~”✨🤩
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM