𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
@miracleprxnce.bsky.social
“Make way for the Shellcore Master!” Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!]
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
The moment Sonic even touched his back...
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The moment Sonic even touched his back...
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
["Alex, li-"]
P O W-
A powerful kick would send the Hedgehog flying if connected!
".. 100% ready for this."
It seems he doesn't want a talk, he wants a FIGHT.
🎥 {DaSassyOwl (KJ Kills Day) [idk if vid alt text works-])
"... what type of beef do you even HAVE with her?!"
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"... what type of beef do you even HAVE with her?!"
"Anakin was right, sand DOES get everywhere.!
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
September 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Anakin was right, sand DOES get everywhere.!
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
Fell off my bike while driving and I'm practically COVERED in that stuff!"
🕵️ {CHIITAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!)
August 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
🕵️ {CHIITAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!)
"Stars, I've been hoping to do that one for a WHILE.! Every word out of his mouth is like nails to a chalkboard! If he wasn't so damn fast, I would have done a while ago, but a Arian can only dream, I guess..."
August 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Stars, I've been hoping to do that one for a WHILE.! Every word out of his mouth is like nails to a chalkboard! If he wasn't so damn fast, I would have done a while ago, but a Arian can only dream, I guess..."
"Yeah, at this point, I'm not sure if I even want to be associated with that word.
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Yeah, at this point, I'm not sure if I even want to be associated with that word.
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
Heroes nowadays fight against each other and nearly doom the whole Medium over some petty stuff.
I mean, he did. A few times, too."
"Dang, he showed you up too? I honestly can't see what people like about him! He's just this arrogant, selfish, STUPID! OVERPOWERED BRAT-!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Dang, he showed you up too? I honestly can't see what people like about him! He's just this arrogant, selfish, STUPID! OVERPOWERED BRAT-!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
Kidd swiftly shattered a whole BOULDER in one swift blow.
"Oooh, if I could punch the speed out of him, I would've done so LONG ago.!"
"Alexander Ossale, commonly called Alex Kidd.
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
August 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Alexander Ossale, commonly called Alex Kidd.
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
Descendant of Star Guardian Halifax Kidd and Sworn Protector of Radaxian.
Make sense you don't know me. Mr. Needlemouse basically stole my spotlight and made me old news for 3 decades now.."
"WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE-
..."
..."
August 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE-
..."
..."
"I mean what type of AI are we talking about here?
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
August 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"I mean what type of AI are we talking about here?
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
Some shoddy Enemy AI from way back then?"
"I rarely care for anything revolving Speedy McJoe unless it involves any sort of his suffering."
August 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"I rarely care for anything revolving Speedy McJoe unless it involves any sort of his suffering."
"Rock, no, this is the second time you did this-"
August 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Rock, no, this is the second time you did this-"
🕵️ {All yall sleeping on Sky: Cotl and it shows-)
August 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🕵️ {All yall sleeping on Sky: Cotl and it shows-)
🕵️ {Fashionably late but-)
August 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🕵️ {Fashionably late but-)
"People are disappearing?
... wouldn't be the first time it happened. I'll have to keep a close eye on the outskirts of Radaxian..."
... wouldn't be the first time it happened. I'll have to keep a close eye on the outskirts of Radaxian..."
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"People are disappearing?
... wouldn't be the first time it happened. I'll have to keep a close eye on the outskirts of Radaxian..."
... wouldn't be the first time it happened. I'll have to keep a close eye on the outskirts of Radaxian..."
"Someone who can be with me, even through my darkest hours.
That being said...
SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
That being said...
SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
August 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Someone who can be with me, even through my darkest hours.
That being said...
SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
That being said...
SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
"....
Rock, I don't care if you like it on your pizza, but it you ever so much as to even THINK of putting ANY Pineapple on mine...
Bad things are gonna happen, man.
Baaaaaaad things..."
Rock, I don't care if you like it on your pizza, but it you ever so much as to even THINK of putting ANY Pineapple on mine...
Bad things are gonna happen, man.
Baaaaaaad things..."
August 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"....
Rock, I don't care if you like it on your pizza, but it you ever so much as to even THINK of putting ANY Pineapple on mine...
Bad things are gonna happen, man.
Baaaaaaad things..."
Rock, I don't care if you like it on your pizza, but it you ever so much as to even THINK of putting ANY Pineapple on mine...
Bad things are gonna happen, man.
Baaaaaaad things..."
"She's acting like being old-school is a bad thing.!"
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"She's acting like being old-school is a bad thing.!"
🕵️ {I fear I am a victim of this xd)
July 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
🕵️ {I fear I am a victim of this xd)
"This is too funny not to join in on-
AY!
THIS GUY'S REAL NAME IS MAURICE-!"
AY!
THIS GUY'S REAL NAME IS MAURICE-!"
July 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"This is too funny not to join in on-
AY!
THIS GUY'S REAL NAME IS MAURICE-!"
AY!
THIS GUY'S REAL NAME IS MAURICE-!"
Why are we going on about caramel I don't get it-
July 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why are we going on about caramel I don't get it-
