Nathan Parliament
@parli80.bsky.social
Stereotypically Midwestern. Sorry bout that. He/Him
Detroit Lions fan since I was old enough to understand.
Detroit Lions fan since I was old enough to understand.
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The Detroit Lions have only 11 PDs against their offense. Every other offense is at 25 or higher.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Detroit Lions have only 11 PDs against their offense. Every other offense is at 25 or higher.
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Legion of Whom showing out tonight for my Loins, hell yeah
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Legion of Whom showing out tonight for my Loins, hell yeah
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lol Terrion Arnold eyeing his first career INT
Kerby Joseph:
Kerby Joseph:
spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other
ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
lol Terrion Arnold eyeing his first career INT
Kerby Joseph:
Kerby Joseph:
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
After watching last night's game, I'm ready to say make it a best of 17 series, and just give the winner the Lombardi.
This game is dull, bring back the Bills and Ravens.
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
After watching last night's game, I'm ready to say make it a best of 17 series, and just give the winner the Lombardi.
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That’s an inauspicious start to the season.
DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That’s an inauspicious start to the season.
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What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
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If you want some unique #Lions coverage this season -- which will include photo, video and some BTS -- then I am your guy.
With respect the follow up question would be why? I can’t just say because I do. What say you?
August 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you want some unique #Lions coverage this season -- which will include photo, video and some BTS -- then I am your guy.
Former Detroit Lion and Hard Knocks legend - Kalil Pimpleton!
CFL MISSED FG RETURN TD, Ottawa ties it on the Winnipeg miss after the XP
August 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Former Detroit Lion and Hard Knocks legend - Kalil Pimpleton!
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"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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Jared Goff’s deep ball just hits different 💥
July 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Jared Goff’s deep ball just hits different 💥
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Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
May 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
Lions fans, hear me out. Let me pinch hit for Brad Holmes on the 3rd round.
I would have ran to the phone to call in Landon Jackson with that trade up to 70.
I would have ran to the phone to call in Landon Jackson with that trade up to 70.
April 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Lions fans, hear me out. Let me pinch hit for Brad Holmes on the 3rd round.
I would have ran to the phone to call in Landon Jackson with that trade up to 70.
I would have ran to the phone to call in Landon Jackson with that trade up to 70.
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WE SLEEP IN MAY (but I do have work tomorrow 🥱)
March 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
WE SLEEP IN MAY (but I do have work tomorrow 🥱)
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This is the same deal--3 for $36 million-- the Giants would not pay Saquon Barkley last year. Now they're giving that same deal to Darius Slayton, who they have been trying to get rid of for 5 years. The Giants are the absolute worst and I hate rooting for them.
Josina: Darius Slayton to re-sign with the Giants on a 3-year, $36M deal.
March 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is the same deal--3 for $36 million-- the Giants would not pay Saquon Barkley last year. Now they're giving that same deal to Darius Slayton, who they have been trying to get rid of for 5 years. The Giants are the absolute worst and I hate rooting for them.
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Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders
March 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders
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This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0
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Lions Honor Andy Isaac With “Faturday” Big Screen Post
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Detroit Lions Honor Andy Isaac With 'Faturday' Big Screen Post
All four Detroit Sports teams have honored Andy Isaac!
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February 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Lions Honor Andy Isaac With “Faturday” Big Screen Post
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What did we learn today? Like we have many times before? Defense wins championships. I want the Lions to focus their free agency and draft 100% on the defense.
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What did we learn today? Like we have many times before? Defense wins championships. I want the Lions to focus their free agency and draft 100% on the defense.
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Lions fans - am I the only one who gets just as anxious for these "trap games" against teams that are struggling like JAX?
November 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Lions fans - am I the only one who gets just as anxious for these "trap games" against teams that are struggling like JAX?