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Julian Park
@parkjuj.bsky.social
game writer, ADHD, gym rat
freak, geek, weirdo, dork
be kind to each other
my final message
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
May 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Most important take away from Rednote is how completely normal Chinese people are.

Second most important is folks are joking that they're doing a retaliatory cat tax so now you have to post more pictures of your cat if you're American.

Like these are not our enemies. They are shitposters.
April 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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[halo] i like miranda and arby being pals
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
pain
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Marvel Rivals devs
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA
April 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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We employ over 80 artists to carefully work on every single part of the animation and creative process.
You will never get the nuance, complexity and beauty of a Ghibli film without the human hand and their love.

We will never use AI to replace art in our works.
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Always tickled me how towards the end of episode 2 of telltales the walking dead the deceptively wholesome cannibal family is like "Youre the asshole actually! We just wanted some gas!" And it's like dude you're literally cutting up our friends legs in the back room come the fuck on
March 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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find wife
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
here's Juno. everyone say hi. please.
March 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Columbrimbor: “Just one more ring.”
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.
March 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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think i might start believing in "orbs"
February 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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probably the most mischievous grin ever
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
February 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Friday at last…
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors

“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
February 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
February 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM