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Its just a stainless steel veneer similar to sheet metal glued over what appears to be a plastic frame.
“the future of cars”
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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When Elon shuts off your Neuralink.
February 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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A very excited Lauren Boebert was in the Oval Office when Donald Trump signed his new Executive Order. No more taxes on baby oil or adult diapers.
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Why don’t you wear a suit?
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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It seems there was a dinner at the WH where a military choir serenaded the orange turd and his guest with a rendition of One Day More from Les Miserables, and the ignorant fools loved it. This is what happens when you don’t read. People mock you to your face. 😹
February 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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What a dream come true for Tesla’s actual founders… first erased from history by fElon Mush, and now they get to enjoy the added bonus of guilt by association. Truly the recognition they always deserved🤦‍♀️ meanwhile Roflmao because… FU Muskrat SnotZ
February 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Donald Trump’s dad, Fred, was born in the U.S. to German immigrants who once claimed to be Swedish (for business reasons). His mom, Mary Anne MacLeod, was a Scottish immigrant from the Isle of Lewis. So, despite his tough talk on immigration, he’s the product of it himself.
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US

We are the only highly developed nation without it

Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation

US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare
January 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Look, if I heard there was a place where half the people voted for their own destruction, I'd send drones to observe them as well.
December 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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haha
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers
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December 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM