Parentball
@parentball.bsky.social
Parenting humor. Dumb jokes. Dumber puns.
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Sorry. Can you repeat that? I couldn’t hear it over my dancing to Pump Up the Jam
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry. Can you repeat that? I couldn’t hear it over my dancing to Pump Up the Jam
May I recommend a slight variation I call "hide & also hide"
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
May I recommend a slight variation I call "hide & also hide"
If you like folk, The Good Lovelies’ “Under the Mistletoe”
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you like folk, The Good Lovelies’ “Under the Mistletoe”
Your post has strong cent RIP et al force
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your post has strong cent RIP et al force
And it’s planning to take over the world…with its 7-step rise-and-grind routine to help hit all your KPIs
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
And it’s planning to take over the world…with its 7-step rise-and-grind routine to help hit all your KPIs
Me and my buddies on Friendster used Mapquest to go everywhere together
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me and my buddies on Friendster used Mapquest to go everywhere together
That’s called being on gelato-pilot send reply
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That’s called being on gelato-pilot send reply
Just an arachnid living under the street
I've a hard skin that's tough to beat
I'm in a sulfury cave, so bring me somethin' to eat
I'll save it for another time
I stored it at the end of my line
I've a hard skin that's tough to beat
I'm in a sulfury cave, so bring me somethin' to eat
I'll save it for another time
I stored it at the end of my line
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just an arachnid living under the street
I've a hard skin that's tough to beat
I'm in a sulfury cave, so bring me somethin' to eat
I'll save it for another time
I stored it at the end of my line
I've a hard skin that's tough to beat
I'm in a sulfury cave, so bring me somethin' to eat
I'll save it for another time
I stored it at the end of my line
Lies! The real explanation is much simpler: He’s an immortal time-traveling supervillain using the Louvre heist as cover for a much more dastardly plan to destroy the world. Wake up, sheeple
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Lies! The real explanation is much simpler: He’s an immortal time-traveling supervillain using the Louvre heist as cover for a much more dastardly plan to destroy the world. Wake up, sheeple
Reposted by Parentball
*200,000 years ago, nomadic hunter/gatherer clan*
6yo: Can I bring this rock with us?
Parent: Yeah, I guess.
6yo: And this one?
Parent: Uhhh..
6yo: And these sticks and this bone?
Parent: Well, I thi-
6yo: And you need to carry them for me.
Parent: *invents sedentary society*
6yo: Can I bring this rock with us?
Parent: Yeah, I guess.
6yo: And this one?
Parent: Uhhh..
6yo: And these sticks and this bone?
Parent: Well, I thi-
6yo: And you need to carry them for me.
Parent: *invents sedentary society*
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
*200,000 years ago, nomadic hunter/gatherer clan*
6yo: Can I bring this rock with us?
Parent: Yeah, I guess.
6yo: And this one?
Parent: Uhhh..
6yo: And these sticks and this bone?
Parent: Well, I thi-
6yo: And you need to carry them for me.
Parent: *invents sedentary society*
6yo: Can I bring this rock with us?
Parent: Yeah, I guess.
6yo: And this one?
Parent: Uhhh..
6yo: And these sticks and this bone?
Parent: Well, I thi-
6yo: And you need to carry them for me.
Parent: *invents sedentary society*