Parentball
@parentball.bsky.social
Parenting humor. Dumb jokes. Dumber puns.
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
When they let you choose your own turkey trot bib number and you want to show you’re down with the latest trends
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When they let you choose your own turkey trot bib number and you want to show you’re down with the latest trends
*chanting* Crossover! Crossover! Crossover!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*chanting* Crossover! Crossover! Crossover!
Breaking: 10yo is currently trying to explain supply and demand to 6yo, who is excitedly making inventory for a guitar pick stand
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Breaking: 10yo is currently trying to explain supply and demand to 6yo, who is excitedly making inventory for a guitar pick stand
Someone has to post it
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Someone has to post it
POV: you are a 10yo or 6yo, and your parents are explaining daylight savings time to you
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
POV: you are a 10yo or 6yo, and your parents are explaining daylight savings time to you
I was this baseball card when I was 12 or 13.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I was this baseball card when I was 12 or 13.
In honor of 6yo’s love of the song Try Everything, I suggested that we open a fried food food truck called Fry Everything. She got so excited that she immediately went and created a menu and is now telling me I need to go to the city council meeting tomorrow to get a permit.
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In honor of 6yo’s love of the song Try Everything, I suggested that we open a fried food food truck called Fry Everything. She got so excited that she immediately went and created a menu and is now telling me I need to go to the city council meeting tomorrow to get a permit.
The kids are getting in on the good side of our future overlords
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The kids are getting in on the good side of our future overlords
Did I stay up late too many nights this week? Yes. Was the end result being able to see lots of kids at the trunk or treat light up when they got to my car and heard me singing Steve’s Lava Chicken? Also yes.
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Did I stay up late too many nights this week? Yes. Was the end result being able to see lots of kids at the trunk or treat light up when they got to my car and heard me singing Steve’s Lava Chicken? Also yes.
Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel (2025). Directed by Michael Bay.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel (2025). Directed by Michael Bay.
*romantically* Will you be my
October 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*romantically* Will you be my
Now I wish Samuel L. Jackson were here at family game night *even more*
October 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Now I wish Samuel L. Jackson were here at family game night *even more*
I think she wrote The Jell Bar?
September 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think she wrote The Jell Bar?
Saturday morning pancake batter drippings Rorschach test. Ready go
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Saturday morning pancake batter drippings Rorschach test. Ready go
“Hummingbird in Flight” (2025)
Medium: pancake batter drippings on griddle.
Medium: pancake batter drippings on griddle.
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Hummingbird in Flight” (2025)
Medium: pancake batter drippings on griddle.
Medium: pancake batter drippings on griddle.
I have a few questions
September 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have a few questions
Super cool. Also, I’m not a paleontologist, so can someone tell me which dinosaur this is? Thanks in advance
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Super cool. Also, I’m not a paleontologist, so can someone tell me which dinosaur this is? Thanks in advance
University of Chickadee (Go Fighting Birbs!)
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
University of Chickadee (Go Fighting Birbs!)
Whale Flying over Bird
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Whale Flying over Bird
Quilted Death Star
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Quilted Death Star