Michael. You know, Michael.
@parassect.bsky.social
I can't work on my iterative recursion project because I'm too tied up with my iterative recursion project
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
Every side of the tracks is the bad side of the tracks in Houston, because the trains are stalled and we can't get anywhere.
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every side of the tracks is the bad side of the tracks in Houston, because the trains are stalled and we can't get anywhere.
"The thing about me is that I hate raw tomatoes but love them cooked 😜"
Yeah man, I feel the same way about potatoes. That is neither interesting nor rare.
"No but like, I'll even eat ketchup 😂"
I eat pico de gallo but would hesitate to bite into a raw onion; this isn't as weird as you're acting.
Yeah man, I feel the same way about potatoes. That is neither interesting nor rare.
"No but like, I'll even eat ketchup 😂"
I eat pico de gallo but would hesitate to bite into a raw onion; this isn't as weird as you're acting.
October 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"The thing about me is that I hate raw tomatoes but love them cooked 😜"
Yeah man, I feel the same way about potatoes. That is neither interesting nor rare.
"No but like, I'll even eat ketchup 😂"
I eat pico de gallo but would hesitate to bite into a raw onion; this isn't as weird as you're acting.
Yeah man, I feel the same way about potatoes. That is neither interesting nor rare.
"No but like, I'll even eat ketchup 😂"
I eat pico de gallo but would hesitate to bite into a raw onion; this isn't as weird as you're acting.
Absolutely inappropriate that "Progressives" are calling Texas Governor Greg Abbott "Hot Wheels."
Hot Wheels are fun, and children are generally safe around them.
Hot Wheels are fun, and children are generally safe around them.
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Absolutely inappropriate that "Progressives" are calling Texas Governor Greg Abbott "Hot Wheels."
Hot Wheels are fun, and children are generally safe around them.
Hot Wheels are fun, and children are generally safe around them.
I heard we were watching movies named for what day it is today
July 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I heard we were watching movies named for what day it is today
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
Join @sassterpiece.bsky.social at COMICPALOOZA as we defend the galaxy against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330!
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Join @sassterpiece.bsky.social at COMICPALOOZA as we defend the galaxy against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330!
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
🖖 INCOMING STARFLEET COMMUNIQUE
(from Captain Kei)
(from Captain Kei)
Ready for Comicpalooza this weekend where I’ll be performing with @parassect.bsky.social @dangertim.bsky.social @eneloquent.bsky.social as @sassterpiece.bsky.social riffs Section 31! Join us Saturday at 5pm in Room 330 as we lose the plot, the point, and the prime directive in this mess of a movie!
June 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
🖖 INCOMING STARFLEET COMMUNIQUE
(from Captain Kei)
(from Captain Kei)
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
Ready for Comicpalooza this weekend where I’ll be performing with @parassect.bsky.social @dangertim.bsky.social @eneloquent.bsky.social as @sassterpiece.bsky.social riffs Section 31! Join us Saturday at 5pm in Room 330 as we lose the plot, the point, and the prime directive in this mess of a movie!
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ready for Comicpalooza this weekend where I’ll be performing with @parassect.bsky.social @dangertim.bsky.social @eneloquent.bsky.social as @sassterpiece.bsky.social riffs Section 31! Join us Saturday at 5pm in Room 330 as we lose the plot, the point, and the prime directive in this mess of a movie!
The problem with the argument of "If men should be experienced and women should be virgins, who are the men getting experience with?" is that while it's a valid critique of purity culture, it is unfortunately also the perfect opening for a Yo Mama joke.
May 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The problem with the argument of "If men should be experienced and women should be virgins, who are the men getting experience with?" is that while it's a valid critique of purity culture, it is unfortunately also the perfect opening for a Yo Mama joke.
Caption on magic eye reads, "Not a bird or a plane."
Right Brain: Ah, this must resolve to a picture of Superman!
Left Brain: There are a near-infinite number of objects that are neither birds nor planes.
Right Brain: Ah, this must resolve to a picture of Superman!
Left Brain: There are a near-infinite number of objects that are neither birds nor planes.
May 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Caption on magic eye reads, "Not a bird or a plane."
Right Brain: Ah, this must resolve to a picture of Superman!
Left Brain: There are a near-infinite number of objects that are neither birds nor planes.
Right Brain: Ah, this must resolve to a picture of Superman!
Left Brain: There are a near-infinite number of objects that are neither birds nor planes.
When someone asks about dating an ex of mine and I'm feeling charitable
April 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When someone asks about dating an ex of mine and I'm feeling charitable
"If you're going to act like a little baby, then I'm going to treat you like a little baby." -me to my 8 month old
March 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"If you're going to act like a little baby, then I'm going to treat you like a little baby." -me to my 8 month old
The man's turnaround time is truly unbelievable
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March 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The man's turnaround time is truly unbelievable
One question still not answered by the #Severance #Finale: how the hell Milchick got in trouble for his word usage when his predecessor was Harmony "I speak like the book of Leviticus" Cobel
March 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One question still not answered by the #Severance #Finale: how the hell Milchick got in trouble for his word usage when his predecessor was Harmony "I speak like the book of Leviticus" Cobel
I got a raise at work, so I'm going to celebrate by going out to dinner somewhere 3.1% more expensive than I would normally go.
March 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got a raise at work, so I'm going to celebrate by going out to dinner somewhere 3.1% more expensive than I would normally go.
I dunno, I think I might assume this expires the day before
March 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I dunno, I think I might assume this expires the day before
A swinger with a nice ass has a pineapple upside-down cake
March 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A swinger with a nice ass has a pineapple upside-down cake
Maybe @sassterpiece.bsky.social, @dangertim.bsky.social, @azregreis.bsky.social and I should try to hold them answerable for their crimes
The secret’s out: MYSTERY TEAM screening and Q&A with me, @daneckman.bsky.social, Meggie McFadden & Dominic Dierkes @ American Cinematheque / Los Feliz 3 in Los Angeles.
On April 2nd so you know it’s no joke.
Get your tickets now:
On April 2nd so you know it’s no joke.
Get your tickets now:
MYSTERY TEAM - American Cinematheque
americancinematheque.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe @sassterpiece.bsky.social, @dangertim.bsky.social, @azregreis.bsky.social and I should try to hold them answerable for their crimes
Started watching Severence last night, and the new season of The Magnus Protocol just dropped the first episode. Big day for menial office workers largely in the dark about their mysterious employer's nefarious goals.
February 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Started watching Severence last night, and the new season of The Magnus Protocol just dropped the first episode. Big day for menial office workers largely in the dark about their mysterious employer's nefarious goals.
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
Amazing production value, but parts of the production seemed unpolished, almost improvised. The finale was an uncoordinated mess. And I think the villain came out and punched a random audience member? The Moulin Rouge should stick to burlesque. Overall I give "Spectacular, Spectacular" 2/5 stars.
February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Amazing production value, but parts of the production seemed unpolished, almost improvised. The finale was an uncoordinated mess. And I think the villain came out and punched a random audience member? The Moulin Rouge should stick to burlesque. Overall I give "Spectacular, Spectacular" 2/5 stars.
It would be irresponsible for me to take a 20 minute nap in the middle of my workday just because I'm working from home. Better scroll for a solid hour instead.
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It would be irresponsible for me to take a 20 minute nap in the middle of my workday just because I'm working from home. Better scroll for a solid hour instead.
Reposted by Michael. You know, Michael.
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
"Amazing production value, but parts of the show seemed unpolished, almost improvised. The finale was an uncoordinated mess. Also, the villain punched am audience member? The Moulin Rouge should stick to burlesque shows. Overall I give 'Spectacular, Spectacular' 2/5 stars."
February 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Amazing production value, but parts of the show seemed unpolished, almost improvised. The finale was an uncoordinated mess. Also, the villain punched am audience member? The Moulin Rouge should stick to burlesque shows. Overall I give 'Spectacular, Spectacular' 2/5 stars."
Microdosing human interaction by sending people memes
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Microdosing human interaction by sending people memes
I casually lamented that none of my credit cards offer points on medical expenses and then realized that's one of the most #American thoughts I've ever had.
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I casually lamented that none of my credit cards offer points on medical expenses and then realized that's one of the most #American thoughts I've ever had.