Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
(He/him.) Actor. Cracks wise at bad movies with sassy friends. Occasional podcast host. Eco-friendly. Whovian. Trekkie. X-Phile. Fanboy. Houston-y, Conroe-ish.
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
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Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I *think* I got everyone who answered my initial request, but I could add more. Give me your permission, let me know the last show/project you did and where it was in the Greater Houston area, and I'll ad you to the list! Thanks. go.bsky.app/3xLtevE
@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!
Look, I know its a logical fallacy to assume all recommendations from this administration are perilous - but emotionally speaking there's never been a better reason to become vegan. We're officially living in the Upside Down, where even the food pyramid has ben overturned.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Look, I know its a logical fallacy to assume all recommendations from this administration are perilous - but emotionally speaking there's never been a better reason to become vegan. We're officially living in the Upside Down, where even the food pyramid has ben overturned.
My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.
I swear I’m the only person in America wanting sliced green olives without the pimento bits. You can almost never find them at the grocery store, and when you do they’re in tiny jars. 😖
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I swear I’m the only person in America wanting sliced green olives without the pimento bits. You can almost never find them at the grocery store, and when you do they’re in tiny jars. 😖
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avatar fire and ash is cockney rhyming slang for Franklin and Bash
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
avatar fire and ash is cockney rhyming slang for Franklin and Bash
Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.
“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor
“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.”
- The Doctor
- The Doctor
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.”
- The Doctor
- The Doctor
And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.
I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
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Wonderful perspective.
Great article about how David Lynch’s art beared witness to suffering and offered compassion in a brutal world. Lynch’s death was like a light that was extinguished — a light that showed the barbarism but also the empathy of humanity.
www.newyorker.com/culture/2025...
www.newyorker.com/culture/2025...
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wonderful perspective.
Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.
Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go?
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go?
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.
Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.
My listening age is
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My listening age is
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
DIANE LADD IS
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
DIANE LADD IS
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing - FactCheck.org
President Donald Trump brushed aside a reporter's question to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 killing of Washington Post contributing columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the crown ...
www.factcheck.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.